My new Chopper!

[einhander]

Isn't that just a pile of snow?

Shut up!

[Xat1cZ]

Shut up!

[einhander]

Okay. That's better.

Carry on.

[RagtopE30]

Sad update. Someone stole the bike. Apparently the high temperatures brought out "cool bike" thieves. I don't know how they did it because there are no tracks to be found and they would have left some because the ground is really soggy. So my conclusion is that they came with a helicopter Mission Impossible style and sky lifted my bike.