fission mailed dead e30

[Pl3wA]

So guys, i think i failed. Just took her to a shop to finally work on it, the engine is seized. They poured cola into soarkplug holes. Took it home (240$) poured marvel mystery oil in. Next day still nothing.
I dont have a lift to use a breaker bar properly. No one wants to take it on. No one wants my money. Im incapable and lack any reasoning skills to complete this task
(Exhaust took 3 months for shop. Intercooler tubing and fitting the manifold took another couple months. Random issues with fuel pump, new ecu took months to recieve and died. plastidip is for protection and boredom
Coming soon: m50 turbo coffee table i guess, or fairies unseize it
FUUUUUUuuuuuuck

[CorvallisBMW]

They poured cola into soarkplug holes.

[jalopi]

Wait what? The engine locked up because they put coke in the cylinders or it was locked up already and that was their proposed solution?

[dougie30]

the lack of information has me confused

[ThatOneEuroE30]

extremely confused. your in NJ go to guten....

[ELVA164]

My guess is cola was meant to eat away at rust in cylinder bores?

[QUKBMER]

[BLACKCHARM88]

Sounds like a "quality" shop using coke cola and such...

[AwakenNoMore]

wait so the engine is seized from sitting?

[Pl3wA]

But yes. Proposed solution was coca cola. Engine was seized from sitting(most likely)
Uhhh... why didnt i think of guten in west orange? Guys why am i retard? Can they play with megasquirt? And an m50? I dont doubt their powers

Cuz when everything was together i had to fudge with megasquirt because i figured that was causing a no start. Fuel delivery problem or timing and whatnot. Now i have stock ecu too and it still doesnt start. Maybe i blew up the tps

[marshallnoise]

Let me guess, English isn't your first language?

[ThatOneEuroE30]

Let me guess, English isn't your first language?

^this I'm so lost

[ReallyDirtyThirty]

[TimKninja]

did it ever run?


is your flywheel hitting your oilpan?

[blue plates]