Thanks Ryan G and you're splitter!

[f u z z]

Well my lip managed to get ripped off twice last night. The first time i was going about 20 in a neighborhood, and the street had a dip i didnt see.. Well it fell off, and i ran over it with all of my tires. I punched my steering wheel, got out, looked at it and laughed and put it back on. Not a scratch on it!

Then i was heading down this backroad, crusing about 60, and their was an armidillo dead in the road. Well i couldnt hit my brakes to hard because i was being tailgated by a dumb ricer in an integra, and their was oncoming traffic so i could not swerve around.. SO i clinched my teeth, tightened up my sphincter, and hoped for the best. Well i heard the shell of the animal crack and cunch, i head my lip draggign the ground and eventually came off. Well i ran over the lip again, and so did the integra. I pull over and run back to get it. I figured it was pretty much fucked. Well the only thign wrong with it is the bottom of the splitter looks like a cheese grater got it, and their are a few scuffs on the right side. SO i snapped it back in place, laughed at the blood splatter on my car and drove off.

But it was 4/20, so i couldnt be mad.

[Sean]

Sharpen it, that way if it happens again, it'll just slice the animal in half.


Nice. i wish I could have him make me one for my fake-rieger lip that Greg made a while back. lol

[Dave]

Ryan G Scoreboard:

Aerodynamic Value = 0

Protection from Armadillos = +1

YAH!

[asubimmer]

Ryan G Scoreboard:

Aerodynamic Value = 0

Protection from Armadillos = +1

YAH!

I think you forgot how the mad downforce bent Jordan's valance :roll:

[GaryE30]

It's "your" splitter, but good to hear it can take an impact.

[RCWells]

lol. Thanks Ryan G. and you are splitter? Branden, you must have been drunk when you posted this, or maybe you were 4/20?

[Jand3rson]

I think you forgot how the mad downforce bent Jordan's valance :roll:

Who could possibly forget that?

[Simon S]

ever figure out the grinding noise in reverse Branden ?



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[f u z z]

Yeah, since i never had an alignment. With all of my camber it was my wheel rubbing something. So i just put my spacers back on.

[Il Duce]

pics of bloody car or ban.


+1 for the splitter, i love mine.

[f u z z]

Well.. it looks somthing like this:



As you can see, the armidillo had atleast a 50gallon drum of blood in him, causing the whole car to be painted.

[f u z z]

lol. Thanks Ryan G. and you are splitter? Branden, you must have been drunk when you posted this, or maybe you were 4/20?

But it was 4/20, so i couldnt be mad.

;)

[88325isboy]

pics?

[Sean]

Damn roadkill.

I tell ya.

Driving back from Omaha, NE - my driving school two weekends ago.

Empppty freeway, movin swiftly, brights on, and alert as can be - DEAD DEER IN ROAD! Swarved around...all was well. Would have hated to be in a car that couldn't turn fast! Good times...good times. ;)

[AdironRider]

Who could possibly forget that?

I actually had, that shit was hilarious.

The is lip is indestructable. I ran over mine all the time with the cup kit and it looks great.