Well my lip managed to get ripped off twice last night. The first time i was going about 20 in a neighborhood, and the street had a dip i didnt see.. Well it fell off, and i ran over it with all of my tires. I punched my steering wheel, got out, looked at it and laughed and put it back on. Not a scratch on it!
Then i was heading down this backroad, crusing about 60, and their was an armidillo dead in the road. Well i couldnt hit my brakes to hard because i was being tailgated by a dumb ricer in an integra, and their was oncoming traffic so i could not swerve around.. SO i clinched my teeth, tightened up my sphincter, and hoped for the best. Well i heard the shell of the animal crack and cunch, i head my lip draggign the ground and eventually came off. Well i ran over the lip again, and so did the integra. I pull over and run back to get it. I figured it was pretty much fucked. Well the only thign wrong with it is the bottom of the splitter looks like a cheese grater got it, and their are a few scuffs on the right side. SO i snapped it back in place, laughed at the blood splatter on my car and drove off.
But it was 4/20, so i couldnt be mad.
Then i was heading down this backroad, crusing about 60, and their was an armidillo dead in the road. Well i couldnt hit my brakes to hard because i was being tailgated by a dumb ricer in an integra, and their was oncoming traffic so i could not swerve around.. SO i clinched my teeth, tightened up my sphincter, and hoped for the best. Well i heard the shell of the animal crack and cunch, i head my lip draggign the ground and eventually came off. Well i ran over the lip again, and so did the integra. I pull over and run back to get it. I figured it was pretty much fucked. Well the only thign wrong with it is the bottom of the splitter looks like a cheese grater got it, and their are a few scuffs on the right side. SO i snapped it back in place, laughed at the blood splatter on my car and drove off.
But it was 4/20, so i couldnt be mad.
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