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  • jalopi
    Banned
    • Aug 2010
    • 2370
    #1

    Pure gold on Bimmerforums

    Bimmerforums - The Ultimate BMW Forum
    http://www.bimmerforums.com/forum/showthread.php?2193057-Parking-lot-mayhem
    Bimmerforums is the preferred online BMW Forum and community for BMW owners. At Bimmerforums, you will find technical how-to information maintenance specifics audio advice wheel and tire combinations and model specific details not found anywhere else. Our professionals are here to help make sure you find the answers you need to your questions and our community is here to help other brainstorm ideas for the future.
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    • Mr. Burns
      No R3VLimiter
      • Aug 2011
      • 3516
      #2
      wtf Ottawa Ontario!?!?

      at a gym?!

      I live at the gym, and Ottawa is my hometown.
      the e30 scene here is sparse...

      please post the picture he posted on bimmerforums, I don't have an account and can't ID this dudes location and car...but holy WOW.
      Originally posted by flyboyx
      i have watched my dog lick himself off a few times

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        • slammin.e28
          שמע ישראל
          • May 2010
          • 12054
          #3
          Ultimate-Level BMW Asshat Double Parks, Takes Bat To Pickup Truck - Jalopnik
          http://jalopnik.com/ultimate-level-bmw-douche-double-parks-takes-bat-to-pi-1713911021
          It’s easy to think that the field of parking lot-inspired dickshittery is stagnating. What real innovations have you seen lately? Well, I’m happy to say that impressive work is still being done, as evidenced by this remarkable triumph of awful parking and juvenile vandalism, perpetrated by a self-absorbed jackass. It’s almost magical.


          1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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            • Exodus_2pt0
              R3V Elite
              • Dec 2011
              • 5943
              #4
              Originally posted by Mr. Burns
              wtf Ottawa Ontario!?!?

              at a gym?!

              I live at the gym, and Ottawa is my hometown.
              the e30 scene here is sparse...

              please post the picture he posted on bimmerforums, I don't have an account and can't ID this dudes location and car...but holy WOW.
              ......ahhh Canadians.

              See, that shit works both fucking ways.
              Originally posted by Mr. Burns


              ....ahhh Americans
              No E30 Club
              Originally posted by MrBurgundy
              Anyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.

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                • Mr. Burns
                  No R3VLimiter
                  • Aug 2011
                  • 3516
                  #5
                  Yeah....I'm sorry but that field is part looks alot like the aviation parkway...no gym in sight there.

                  Furthermore...fake ass baller Hamoodies with heavy gold chains and body spray fog typically are the kinds of people to cruise around in an old 7er around these parts
                  Originally posted by flyboyx
                  i have watched my dog lick himself off a few times

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                    • jalopi
                      Banned
                      • Aug 2010
                      • 2370
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Exodus_2pt0
                      ......ahhh Canadians
                      pretty sure that'd make sense only if the dude with the BMW left a note on the truck apologizing for inconveniencing the dude

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                        • zig553
                          Advanced Member
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 189
                          #7
                          Why didn't that shitlord just park at the end curb spot and just park super close to the curb? That's what I always do, seems to mitigate the retards giving me door dings. It's easier once you accept that shit is going to happen to your car no matter what you do.

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                            • Mr. Burns
                              No R3VLimiter
                              • Aug 2011
                              • 3516
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Exodus_2pt0
                              ......ahhh Canadians.

                              See, that shit works both fucking ways.

                              bat vs. gun

                              nobody died here.

                              but that's none of my business ;-)
                              Originally posted by flyboyx
                              i have watched my dog lick himself off a few times

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                                • Mr. Burns
                                  No R3VLimiter
                                  • Aug 2011
                                  • 3516
                                  #9
                                  sorry for the comment above
                                  Originally posted by flyboyx
                                  i have watched my dog lick himself off a few times

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                                    • Reichart12
                                      R3VLimited
                                      • Aug 2012
                                      • 2148
                                      #10
                                      What if the BMW guy's passenger door didn't work and he had no way to get in with the truck that close

                                      Instagram: Reichart12

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                                        • slammin.e28
                                          שמע ישראל
                                          • May 2010
                                          • 12054
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Reichart12
                                          What if the BMW guy's passenger door didn't work and he had no way to get in with the truck that close
                                          I'm sure bashing the mirror off with a bat would have given him just enough room to get in.....

                                          Hold the unlock button down on the key and the windows will open. Always a way in.
                                          1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                                            • jalopi
                                              Banned
                                              • Aug 2010
                                              • 2370
                                              #12
                                              besides, it's a sedan so you've got two doors on the passenger side to go through

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                                                • spanish pants
                                                  Wrencher
                                                  • Dec 2011
                                                  • 294
                                                  #13
                                                  What a complete Twat.
                                                  My new E34 525i Sport Limousine Blog
                                                  http://bmw525isportlimousine.blogspot.com.es/

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                                                    • Reichart12
                                                      R3VLimited
                                                      • Aug 2012
                                                      • 2148
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by jalopi
                                                      besides, it's a sedan so you've got two doors on the passenger side to go through
                                                      Stop with the logic lol, just tossing stuff out there. Making some "what ifs"

                                                      Instagram: Reichart12

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                                                        • rcsoundn1
                                                          No R3VLimiter
                                                          • Nov 2012
                                                          • 3361
                                                          #15
                                                          post the pic here

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