Im Dan and i'm new here!

[MrBurgundy]

yet another warped and f-ed up thought just went through my head: fat girl belly button porn! a whole new genera!

i picture some tall, skinny, mullet haired, tatted up, trailer trash white dude squatting down and just slogging the hell out of that thing. Ballsack slappin' good ol' time!!! Yahoo! his payment is probably a little plastic baggie with a couple grams of meth and a case of coors light.

R3v should start producing porn to support the site. This can be our flag ship porno

How exactly sure are you that she isn't a he? That could just be Bob and bob has bitch tits.

You're right, but I mean, if you do lift the flap up and do find a dick, you can just throw it back down and have a "Ballsack slappin' good ol' time!!!"

[ThatM20Guy]

I am literally dying over here


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[roguetoaster]

R3v should start producing porn to support the site. This can be our flag ship porno

This is a brilliant plan, I'll drive the plow truck, and that is not a euphemism.

[bmwstudent]

Dans mom saw this thread and he is no longer allowed to be on this site or even own a BMW. Way to go MrBurgundy, you just ruined dans life with your smutty photoshop. Now he has to drive a Honda

[Exodus_2pt0]

Hey man, I had an ef hatch for a short time. That car was awesome.

But I miss my e30s. *Wipes tear from eye"

[sam_]

what the fuck, Dan? you think you're better than us?

[ThatOneEuroE30]

Man, I'm really surprised you rember that one.



Yes that did happen a time or three. Let me think about it for a few days and I'll resurrect the best joke on a co worker thread with a reprise or two.

You did have the best co worker jokes. The lotion one was a fucking good one haha

[MrBurgundy]

Lotion stories are my fav, please link me to that one.

[flyboyx]

Lotion stories are my fav, please link me to that one.

Well, since you asked nicely....

http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=287420

[MrBurgundy]

holy shit haha.

Thank you for that, that was great lotion story. Did you ever tell him it was sunscreen, or does he still believe he's a member of the mile high club?

[estoguy]

Wow... that's an awesome prank. You never disappoint, flyboy. :)

[flyboyx]

Thank you guys. ;).

Naw. At first he was freaking out looking for napkins. Pretty soon he caught a whiff of coconuts and palm oil. Calmed him down about 100x. Didn't really look that much like jiz anyway, being somewhat of a brownish yellow color. He just looked at me with a scowl and at length he eventually said: "you......DICK!!!!!" By the time we were headed back on the last leg, he was back to joking around just like the three days previous. I think he still wasn't super happy about the transverse white stain across the front of his pants, though.

There's a lot of other silly shit floating around here too. A good portion is buried in the nonsense thread.....and other places.