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    Lol, that sucked (sl55 AMG story)

    Went over to my friends house today, his dad is out of town and we had the keys to the sl55 amg.

    So we took it out in front of his house, i took it down once, man that thing hauled ass.

    so he takes it down road once, then back again.. and one of his dads neighboors freakin PULLS A MERCEDES BENZ OUT IN FRONT OF US. so we're like.. uhm.. k.. and so we go to move around him.

    and HE STANDS IN FRONT OF THE CAR!!

    so we're like wtfbbq? he walks over to the window and is like ... License and registration PLZ sir.

    My friend was like "huh? why? "

    "License and registration please son. "

    my friend: "uhhh.. no i dont have it" (i actually had grabbed his wallet and brought it in the car with us)

    the dude gave us some crap for awhile, told us to pull the car over.. i would've told my friend to fuck him and drive away, but 1) we didn't know if he was a cop in civi's or not, and 2) his dad lives on that road anyway, so uhm.. well we'd be screwed in some way or another.

    So i told my friend "dude he doesn't have crap on you, the cops didn't see anything, its his word against yours. and cops can't use that for a ticket"

    so we pull the car over and crap. and the guy calls the cops and is like "i have two teenagers, got them to stop a mercedes sl55 amg and it is on the side of the road, i'm rreporting them for wreckless driving going about 75 in a 20mph zone. and the driver does not have his license!"

    The dudes WIFE came out and was like OMG STOP IT.. and was all like 'just let them go jeeze'

    my friend and i look at each other... 75!! WTF.. we started accelerating like 150 feet before that dudes house, its impossible to nail 75 before we passed him, and the dude was INSIDE.

    so anyway, the cops get there, ask the guy his story, etc, told the guy to go away for awhile and have a nice day

    cop talks to my friend, and shit, asks for his license my friend goes "its in here somewhere" and i went and showed him where it was..

    long story a little bit shorter...
    cop let us off with a warning, another cop showed up later as backup or some crap.. basically the cop said he has to see us breaking the law in order to ticket us (as i said before), but if the neighboors made up written submissions of the crime they could form a case against him. We thanked him and we got back in the car and drove back to my friends house..

    so yeah.. the neighboors are pricks, the guys wife was on our side, the sl55 amg is hawt.

    /end story

    if my friend would have been wise he would have asked for the guys badge, no badge, no cop, and driven away.
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    #2
    I would have asked for a badge, and if no badge appeared, I would have said "fuck you" and continued on my way... just my

    Good to know there are people leaving keys to their SL55 AMGs at home w/their teenagers... give me a call when your dad leaves town again. My number is 555...

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      #3
      :shock:

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        #4
        take a shit on his porch.

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          #5
          Just make sure you don't get on the gas until after your out of you neighborhood. Just on my street alone we have about 4 cops, 1 judge, and about 6 fireman, all crazy about anyone going over 10mph.

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            #6
            Originally posted by 325 eta
            take a shit on his porch.
            That blows that he was giving you shit, im sure he never did anything when he was a kid. what an ass

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              #7
              That guy hasn't been laid in a while...
              Originally posted by Matt-B
              hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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                #8
                Originally posted by 325 eta
                take a shit on his porch.
                That was damn scary. I was scrolling down to type that. :shock:

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                  #9
                  Sounds like his wife wasn't giving him any poonaner
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by 325 eta
                    take a shit on his porch.
                    Originally posted by bimmerphile
                    Sounds like his wife wasn't giving him any poonaner
                    :rofl:

                    What a dick... :roll: :x
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                      #11
                      The fake cop thing, huh?

                      Anyone ever see Mystic River? I'm never getting in a cop car again...

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by e30Matt
                        I would have asked for a badge, and if no badge appeared, I would have said "fuck you" and continued on my way... just my
                        I would have done the exact same thing, except for asking for a badge.
                        Just a plain ol :finger:

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                          #13
                          Next time you're out driving, do some donuts in his front lawn. :twisted:
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                            #14
                            hahaha this is a baller ass thread
                            Originally posted by Brew
                            Next time you're out driving, do some donuts in his front lawn. :twisted:
                            but u better make sure to be driving the SL55 AMG!

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                              #15
                              It s obvious:the man hadnt had sex in like ALL his life !!!
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                              It is always frustrating having a harsh ride when
                              you arent in the right mind set.

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