Remember the E36 at bfest with faux wood valve cover and other panels?

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  • DEV0 E30
    R3V OG
    • Oct 2004
    • 8822

    #1

    Remember the E36 at bfest with faux wood valve cover and other panels?

    Well, autoblog has a 2 examples of taking it too far. Good writing:

    Civic owner goes out on a limb with hickory Honda





    They're just coming out of the woodwork now. Just the other day we nailed it with the log-wheeled Skoda, and now comes news of a faux-wood Civic. Don't the owners know that fake anything goes against the grain of what the Civic is all about? Sure it's good to see the import crowd branching out, but really, woodgrain contact paper? They didn't even bother to carve around the car's logos.

    Maybe some rogue splinter group of import customizers thought this hickory Honda could be spruced up with a few rolls of peel-n-stick, but they could have at least used paper that resembled Japanese maple.

    Regardless, we'd love to get this Civic and the Skoda together. They'd make a beautiful pear, wouldn't they?

    So, what's next? A Forester with fir seats? A boarded-up Aspen? This trend has just got to stop soon or we'll be totally stumped for puns.

    Check out Axis of Oversteer for more, larger photos.
    http://www.autoblog.com/2007/06/11/c...hickory-honda/


    Wood you drive this Skoda? Knot us.



    The owner of this car must have been barking mad when fitting this Skoda with, um, alternative, eco-friendly tires. We have a few questions, though. Do you decide when to replace them by counting the remaining rings instead of looking at wear indicators? Is the ride on these things as wooden as it looks? Does it handle well, or just sort of lumber through the corners? Are they made by Firewood, Woodyear or Oakohama? Is the spare full-size or just a sapling? Does the owner need a lumberjack when changing one, or will conventional equipment work as well? It's hard to tell what kind of tree these wheels were hewn from, but is it possible they're from a rubber tree? Do they do well in the rain or just get waterlogged?

    Root around over at Hemmings and see several other shots of this against-the-grain car.

    Feel free to add your own. Chop chop!
    http://www.autoblog.com/2007/06/06/w...skoda-knot-us/
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  • e34john
    No R3VLimiter
    • Apr 2006
    • 3599

    #2
    I would have removed the emblems first.

    When I got my cell phone skin, I was actually thinking about getting the maple, I decided on carbon fiber instead.
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    • Bill 84 318i
      E30 Mastermind
      • Oct 2003
      • 1600

      #3
      Originally posted by DEV0 E30
      Well, autoblog has a 2 examples of taking it too far. Good writing:

      Civic owner goes out on a limb with hickory Honda



      Unless two of these things exist, I've seen it in the VA/MD/DC area numerous times.

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      • Dibo718
        Advanced Member
        • Oct 2006
        • 137

        #4
        I would never get it but i think its really unique in a funky kind of way.
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        • sticksdaman
          R3VLimited
          • Apr 2005
          • 2987

          #5
          a drop and some tan maybe red wheels would set that shit off.. o and cut around the damn emblems!!!!
          Originally posted by ebelements
          Also, for those who don't know, negative camber is the greatest thing since sliced bread(panera). Even tire wear is for city busses and the elderly.

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          • Jand3rson
            Banned
            • Oct 2003
            • 37587

            #6
            Someone start the new trend in car modding - wood grain hoods.

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            • VROOMCP
              Advanced Member
              • Apr 2007
              • 197

              #7
              I would only do that on a hybrid. lol

              Looking for my next E30. Have one? Call or text me (805) 340-3284 or email me at: dclrod@gmail.com

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              • fwappy
                Grease Monkey
                • Feb 2007
                • 362

                #8
                Interesting concept.... poor execution. Shame.

                "If I were filthy rich I'd still drive my E30."

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                • Tom@POLIZEI
                  Advanced Member
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 153

                  #9
                  They just laid the vinyl right on top of the rear trunk badges? Yuck!

                  Order your custom europlate shirt today!

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                  • KangamangusDriver
                    E30 Mastermind
                    • Aug 2005
                    • 1870

                    #10
                    Its like that stuff you use to line the bottom of flatware drawers...

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                    • Jscotty
                      Banned
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 2285

                      #11
                      This definately isn't the family Country Squire station wagon.

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                      • Ender.
                        Wrencher
                        • Jun 2006
                        • 244

                        #12
                        I was actually thinking of doing this to my e30 after seeing it on some VWs... Its cheap stuff and just peels right off if I dont like it.

                        *Edit* Not the whole car, but the side panels. The whole car is just TOO much.
                        Keep on Keepin' on.

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                        • gearheadE30
                          No R3VLimiter
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 3734

                          #13
                          the japanese ricer has just morphed into the ultimate american woody :) I gotta get one of my friends to do this ;)

                          Project M42 Turbo

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                          • SnowFiend
                            Advanced Member
                            • May 2007
                            • 106

                            #14
                            it's a shame they did an ass job with the emblems.

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                            • 1991 318is
                              Mod Crazy
                              • Dec 2005
                              • 786

                              #15
                              Well it fits.

                              Originally posted by VROOMCP
                              I would only do that on a hybrid. lol
                              It would be really big with the tree huggers. Although it's ultimately ridiculous, it is some very good work. Can't imagine getting all that stuff to lay flat on those compound curves.

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