Today...was an interesting day. Decided to go see this car...and the story begins. Sorry, it's long 
First off, I called the guy and talked with him about the car because his ad is retarded and clearly made by a retard. He's totally clueless on any part of the car. As you can see M6 parts are on the car...WOWIEE! M6 parts! (sarcasm) Engine rebuild too! This car is a dream!
I ask "when was it rebuilt, who rebuilt it, and what was rebuilt?"
I get "about a year ago, a friend, and the front :loco:"
WTF...I had no idea people could be that clueless about their own car.
That was the first tipoff that he was hit in the head with a shovel broke something important and could never think properly again.
I had nothing better to do today optimistically ventured to see it...mistake.
I get there hoping that he magically learned a lifetime worth of knowledge in an hour...to no avail he proved me wrong.
I'm checking in out asking questions...normal questions...like "when was it last serviced" and "have you had any problems lately" fully not expecting to get any straight answer...he lived up to my expectations AGAIN. He can't give me an answer on what was done...ever. I ask for paperwork...he threw it away. By this time I simply want to slap him...and my myself for wasting the time.
It looked as though the car had been repainted (major respray on the rear and hood, plus shadow lining was missing along with trim), there was no power steering, no ac, half leather interior, the other half ripped a part, the engine was running hot, the brake lining light was on, and the brakes felt like I was pushing my foot through the floorboard to get them even to remotely slow the car, the "drift suspension" i squeaky as hell and is reverse raked like he stuffed a 400lb body in the trunk, and bushings are cracked or not even there! On top of that the car was a walking evilbay cesspool...every single part you can find for a bmw on ebay was there. Not to mention the "professionally" installed exhaust that magically went from 2.5" to 2" (there was simply a pipe with shitty welds holding the bosal muffler to the smaller dia. piping...), w/ what he said had not cats, but there were.
I go on a test drive, being respectful of the car(not driving like a psycho) and also hoping that the thing won't blow up in the mile i drove it. We get back...and then he says "now it's time to show you how to really drive the car"...at this point he truly deserves a shovel to the face.
What the heck...let's see how the retard actually drives his car....once again bad move (and bad selling move. who drives like a maniac on a test drive!)
He peels out of the shopping center...flys around corners going 45-50 (thats fast if you're in la traffic)...meanwhile i'm in the passenger seat with a kung fu grip on the seatbelt (which had fashionably poetic M cushiony shoulder thingies from ebay). I'm holding on for dear life praying that i live to see another test drive...and the fucking seat belt comes off in my hand! So then I'm bouncing around the inside of the car...with him still driving like a fat person chasing cake. He ever so professionally comforts me saying "yeah that happens sometimes...easy fix though" FUCK THAT :crazy:
Fucking lunatic should have been sitting in the passenger seat...the world would be better off without someone like that polluting the gene pool.
Needless to say there are some (wait...lots of) retarded folk out there regardless of location.
The only cool thing about today was on the drive home I accidentally found myself next to the hollywood walk of fame (never been there) and saw the premier of Ratatouille (rat-a-too-ee)
If you live in Socal and value your life watch out for this guy...he sucks at life and he's taking everyone with him
First off, I called the guy and talked with him about the car because his ad is retarded and clearly made by a retard. He's totally clueless on any part of the car. As you can see M6 parts are on the car...WOWIEE! M6 parts! (sarcasm) Engine rebuild too! This car is a dream!
I ask "when was it rebuilt, who rebuilt it, and what was rebuilt?"
I get "about a year ago, a friend, and the front :loco:"
WTF...I had no idea people could be that clueless about their own car.
That was the first tipoff that he was hit in the head with a shovel broke something important and could never think properly again.
I had nothing better to do today optimistically ventured to see it...mistake.
I get there hoping that he magically learned a lifetime worth of knowledge in an hour...to no avail he proved me wrong.
I'm checking in out asking questions...normal questions...like "when was it last serviced" and "have you had any problems lately" fully not expecting to get any straight answer...he lived up to my expectations AGAIN. He can't give me an answer on what was done...ever. I ask for paperwork...he threw it away. By this time I simply want to slap him...and my myself for wasting the time.
It looked as though the car had been repainted (major respray on the rear and hood, plus shadow lining was missing along with trim), there was no power steering, no ac, half leather interior, the other half ripped a part, the engine was running hot, the brake lining light was on, and the brakes felt like I was pushing my foot through the floorboard to get them even to remotely slow the car, the "drift suspension" i squeaky as hell and is reverse raked like he stuffed a 400lb body in the trunk, and bushings are cracked or not even there! On top of that the car was a walking evilbay cesspool...every single part you can find for a bmw on ebay was there. Not to mention the "professionally" installed exhaust that magically went from 2.5" to 2" (there was simply a pipe with shitty welds holding the bosal muffler to the smaller dia. piping...), w/ what he said had not cats, but there were.
I go on a test drive, being respectful of the car(not driving like a psycho) and also hoping that the thing won't blow up in the mile i drove it. We get back...and then he says "now it's time to show you how to really drive the car"...at this point he truly deserves a shovel to the face.
What the heck...let's see how the retard actually drives his car....once again bad move (and bad selling move. who drives like a maniac on a test drive!)
He peels out of the shopping center...flys around corners going 45-50 (thats fast if you're in la traffic)...meanwhile i'm in the passenger seat with a kung fu grip on the seatbelt (which had fashionably poetic M cushiony shoulder thingies from ebay). I'm holding on for dear life praying that i live to see another test drive...and the fucking seat belt comes off in my hand! So then I'm bouncing around the inside of the car...with him still driving like a fat person chasing cake. He ever so professionally comforts me saying "yeah that happens sometimes...easy fix though" FUCK THAT :crazy:
Fucking lunatic should have been sitting in the passenger seat...the world would be better off without someone like that polluting the gene pool.
Needless to say there are some (wait...lots of) retarded folk out there regardless of location.
The only cool thing about today was on the drive home I accidentally found myself next to the hollywood walk of fame (never been there) and saw the premier of Ratatouille (rat-a-too-ee)
If you live in Socal and value your life watch out for this guy...he sucks at life and he's taking everyone with him
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