Lets start a book on how soon Saturn gets sued...

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  • Ryan Stewart
    I Love Miatas
    • Oct 2003
    • 8978

    #1

    Lets start a book on how soon Saturn gets sued...

    I got $50 on 3 weeks.

    They have a new commercial out for hte Redline Ion where the salesman climbs onto the top of the car and rides it on the highway while the other guy is driving and then they climb over into another Saturn.

    I can just see some 16 year olds on a joyride kiling themselves doing this and then people blame Saturn.
    Im now E30less.
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  • Z3Jonathan
    Wrencher
    • Oct 2003
    • 289

    #2
    Re: Lets start a book on how soon Saturn gets sued...

    Originally posted by Ryan Stewart
    I got $50 on 3 weeks.

    They have a new commercial out for hte Redline Ion where the salesman climbs onto the top of the car and rides it on the highway while the other guy is driving and then they climb over into another Saturn.

    I can just see some 16 year olds on a joyride kiling themselves doing this and then people blame Saturn.
    I thought the same exact thing...

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    • BMW BMXER
      R3VLimited
      • Oct 2003
      • 2325

      #3
      Can you really throw shoppin carts into saturns?

      Sold it.

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      • 808BMW
        R3VLimited
        • Oct 2003
        • 2910

        #4
        Originally posted by BMW BMXER
        Can you really throw shoppin carts into saturns?
        Try it and see :P

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        • e30Matt
          R3V Elite
          • Dec 2003
          • 5077

          #5
          Of course you can. The question is... bumbumBUUUUUUM... WILL YOU?

          "See, we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired."

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          • 808BMW
            R3VLimited
            • Oct 2003
            • 2910

            #6
            Originally posted by e30Matt
            Of course you can. The question is... bumbumBUUUUUUM... WILL YOU?
            I will.

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            • e30Matt
              R3V Elite
              • Dec 2003
              • 5077

              #7
              Originally posted by 808BMW
              Originally posted by e30Matt
              Of course you can. The question is... bumbumBUUUUUUM... WILL YOU?
              I will.
              Be sure to get video.

              "See, we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired."

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              • e30sam
                Advanced Member
                • Nov 2003
                • 170

                #8
                I can just see some 16 year olds on a joyride kiling themselves doing this and then people blame Saturn.
                Then Saturn would say, "Well on the bottom of your screen, there is small print saying dont try this at home, closed course, professionals, ect. Therefor we have our asses covered. So there :P "

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                • e30Matt
                  R3V Elite
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 5077

                  #9
                  It'll end up just like Jackass. Saturn will have to put a "Warning... the stunts in this commercial are performed by trained professionals" disclaimer on all of their commercials.

                  And it will be funny.

                  "See, we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired."

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                  • ETA fro
                    Advanced Member
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 168

                    #10
                    Originally posted by BMW BMXER
                    Can you really throw shoppin carts into saturns?
                    you can, i watched a kid i know beat the shit out of his, that plastic would not deform.
                    he bounced a lacross ball of it every day for like twenty minutes. i saw him dive into it once, funny shit, but the things wont dent, well at least normally

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                    • 808BMW
                      R3VLimited
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 2910

                      #11
                      We had a saturn rental car last summer... They are definately dent resistant.

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                      • e30sam
                        Advanced Member
                        • Nov 2003
                        • 170

                        #12
                        They are definately dent resistant.
                        Yes but are they scratch resistent? Half of the things they throw at it in the comercial would scratch it. A fire hydrent? All I know is that i will never owna saturn.

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                        • CobraKai
                          E30 Mastermind
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 1544

                          #13
                          Originally posted by 808BMW
                          They are definately dent resistant.
                          The rear hatch of the Vue isnt. We hit my friends moms Vue with a football and it left a dent on the rear hatch
                          -alex
                          i take pictures.

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                          • BMW BMXER
                            R3VLimited
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 2325

                            #14
                            I reckon i need to find me a saturn.

                            Sold it.

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                            • M-technik-3
                              I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 18946

                              #15
                              The disclaimer is on just about everyones commercials now a days. In the US market thou it doesn't matter, look at McDonalds, They now have too put the warning it's extremely hot for the world idiots out there. And heres the bad part they breed twice as fast as the intelligent people.

                              Darwins law hard at work.
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