how gay is this shit!

[OreoGaborio]

it fucking amazes me at the amount of sheer disrespect people have for other people & their property. if i ever did that to someone & my parents found out about it, it wouldn't matter if the kid i did it to stole other kid's lunch money & shoved them into lockers on a dialy basis, i'd be forced to go to his house & personally appologize. i've never even come close to doing anything like that & although i know for a fact that it does happen, i have a hard time believing anyone actually does shit like that.

total bullshit

[OOMPH!]

I found spit on my car the other day, but then I realized I spit out the window minutes earlier :P
Anyway, most highschool kids are so immature it's scary. I always had and always will have total respect for other peoples' property. When parked, I never fling my door open like some assholes....I always make sure I have plenty of room. However, my tune changes real fast when I see someone disrespects my car. Just the other day I found a fresh door ding on my car with a little black paint on it; so there was a black shitbox oldsmobile parked next to me. I lined the door ding up with the door swinging open and yep, he was guilty. So when I opened my passenger door for my mother to get in I accidently fell into his mirror and broke it.......oops.

[e9nine]

.... So when I opened my passenger door for my mother to get in I accidently fell into his mirror and broke it.......oops.

:nice:

[aaron_silva]

I havent had too many problems but my girlfriend does. Nothing is more frustrating than door dings. I cant believe the disrespect.

How about a key scratch begining at the front door and ending at the rear door at the 2003 Auto Show (new cars). Not a cheap fix.


Aaron

[Sean]

There was someone here in town with a mint Subaru STi, someone had keyed the car ALL the way around. Every single body panel on the car had been keyed right to the metal, or close to. This includes the trunk and the hood.

People that do this to cars are fucking losers. If they have a problem, they should come say it to your face. Keying someones car is just a cowardly way to get a point across. And, most of the time, you won't even know who keyed your car. I've seen people carelessly swing their doors open too, and it really pisses me off. I do the same thing as 00MPH - I'm very careful around other people's cars.

I never will disrespect someone elses car, for the sole reason that I totally disagree with it and I wouldn't appreciate it if the same thing had been done to me.

I'm real worried though, as you never know who might be jealous of a BMW even though E30's are quite a bit cheaper than any new civics you find all riced out on the streets.

[bimmerphile]

Accidentally "spill" some Dran-O on his roof so it drips off the sides, onto the hood, etc.


Motherfucker should have a good time with that.

[e30evolution]

put a piece of balogni on his car in the sun.... when the balogni dries it will make the paint under it loose its adherance and his car will have poka dots.... heh....

actually dont.... vandalism is stupid

[Ryan Stewart]

I prefer Jordan's brand of revenge. Those intakes under the wipers are great resevoirs for crap on a hot day.

At fishing stores you can get ground Shad which makes you want to vomit when its fresh and its compulsatory when its been in a hot car for a while. They have to chose between sweating without AC or projectile vomiting.

It comes in convienient squeeze packs so you dont have to get any on ya.

[Super Eta]

this makes me glad the body of my car is pure shit. :D

[Jordan]

Even better is shaving cream. Put a couple cans of it in a chest freezer for a couple days until you are absolutely sure it is frozen. The cans may or may not rupture in the process of freezing.

Take them out and test them to see if anything comes out of the nozzle, if not... you are in luck :) Put them in a portable insulated plastic lunch box, and pack them in ice.

Take them to victims car, hopefully you scoped it out prior to arriving, and there is a window/ sunroof etc open enough to get a can in.

Take the cans out of the lunch box 1 at a time. Stab the can with something and cut the metal off. Dig the frozen shaving cream pellet in your hands. Put it in the car. Repeat as many times as needed until you have no more cans.

On a decent temp day, expect the frozen pellets to thaw, and expand 20-30x their original mass within a very short amount of time.

No.. getting shaving cream off upholstery, or getting the smell out.. is not easy...

[///M42 sport]

It'll smell pretty good though. haha
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[Erick]

Even better is shaving cream. Put a couple cans of it in a chest freezer for a couple days until you are absolutely sure it is frozen. The cans may or may not rupture in the process of freezing.

Take them out and test them to see if anything comes out of the nozzle, if not... you are in luck :) Put them in a portable insulated plastic lunch box, and pack them in ice.

Take them to victims car, hopefully you scoped it out prior to arriving, and there is a window/ sunroof etc open enough to get a can in.

Take the cans out of the lunch box 1 at a time. Stab the can with something and cut the metal off. Dig the frozen shaving cream pellet in your hands. Put it in the car. Repeat as many times as needed until you have no more cans.

On a decent temp day, expect the frozen pellets to thaw, and expand 20-30x their original mass within a very short amount of time.

No.. getting shaving cream off upholstery, or getting the smell out.. is not easy...

That is by far the funniest idea I have ever read!

[randomtask37]

jordan is quite a thinker.

but for the majority of us, thats just too much trouble. the most troubel ive gone through to do something like that is...

this guy i knew had an old mx6, he was being a total prick. his hood didnt completely close all the way. i wanted to fuck with him, but i didnt want to do something terribly bad... soooo, i pissed in his windshield wiper fluid. it was fun. and i reccommend it to anyone

[NC325iC]

but how can they be jealous when i drive an 85' 318i? dumbshits.

look at the emblem on the hood and trunk of your car thats why theyre jealious


some dude played tic tac toe on my uncles 350Z


someone did swirls on the hood of my sisters truck too

[bimmerphile]

Even better is shaving cream. Put a couple cans of it in a chest freezer for a couple days until you are absolutely sure it is frozen. The cans may or may not rupture in the process of freezing.

Take them out and test them to see if anything comes out of the nozzle, if not... you are in luck :) Put them in a portable insulated plastic lunch box, and pack them in ice.

Take them to victims car, hopefully you scoped it out prior to arriving, and there is a window/ sunroof etc open enough to get a can in.

Take the cans out of the lunch box 1 at a time. Stab the can with something and cut the metal off. Dig the frozen shaving cream pellet in your hands. Put it in the car. Repeat as many times as needed until you have no more cans.

On a decent temp day, expect the frozen pellets to thaw, and expand 20-30x their original mass within a very short amount of time.

No.. getting shaving cream off upholstery, or getting the smell out.. is not easy...

That's going in my mental notebook. Awesome.