Bird Shit BMW

[ejnight]

I'm in KY for the week .At the hotel I was eating at this morning, I saw this. What a waste.

[VAPORBLADE]

Owner:

*hmmm...if I park in the shade under this tree it will not get so hot, and it will be better for the leather*



!*%@#* birds!

[ejnight]

It's also at the other end of the parking lot, no door dings.lol

[VAPORBLADE]

Being that it is in FL, are you sure there was not a dead body with white hair in the car?

[ejnight]

Car from FL, it's in KY.

[Jordan]

I don't really understand. E90 = shit, the birds have no way of knowing thats not an acceptable depository.

[Bimmerista]

Damn....that guy is going to be spending at least $10 at the coin-op car wash washing all that shit off.

[One21Two]

Nasty

[mattdk318i]

not to mention the acidity of the poo on the clear

[monty]

I don't really understand. E90 = shit, the birds have no way of knowing thats not an acceptable depository.

Oh birds know. If your car is freshly waxed nice and shiny those little bitches aim for it. This happens daily to me in the summer time. If your car is dirty then there is no shine to aim at.

[LINUS]

Oh birds know. If your car is freshly waxed nice and shiny those little bitches aim for it. This happens daily to me in the summer time. If your car is dirty then there is no shine to aim at.

Oh, you know it. I spend plenty of time fishing, and I see birds intentionally squirt over my boat all the time.

I'll be sitting in the middle of the river & birds will hold a patern & drop directly over me - no way it's coincidence.

One of these days I'm bringing my shotgun fishing.

[///M0F01SD]

...One of these days I'm bringing my shotgun fishing.

Just bring some Alka-Seltzer & bread, you know the rest. They'll look like kamikaze planes on the way down.

Rey

[Turf1600]

Did anyone else expect to see eblements car in this thread?

[asubimmer]

they were just mad that he didn't get a 335