How can you tell between a R3V enthusiast and a BMW owner?

[SamE30e]

Don't know if it's been said but.

You know just the right way to fix your fux0red screen on your OBC, a nice swift right jab.

[e30_lover_CT]

to get in the back seat, people go grabbing for a door handle on your e30 coupe that isn't there... even in the daytime, just cuz "it looked like there should be a door there"

I always give sophomores and juniors rides home, and it happens EVERY TIME. Same with opening the door. They are soo amazed at the car, they always ask you sure this is an 88? Yea, I'm fairly confident pal.

[CleanAzzE30z]

You're OBC readout is metric and although you know how to fix it you don't.
You'll unhook the battery in a few days anyway.

-You know EXACTLY how long you can drive for after the petrol reserve light has come on.
-You know what B M W stands for.
-You swap an english saftey check panel, for a german one you cant read.

Holy shit this is so true!!! hahahaha Good ones!!


Mariano

[Apex381]

Your car drive is older than the women you date.

Your car is old enough to buy beer

You tell girls that the crack in your old ass dash is where the airbag deploys from

You tell people the overspray from a bad shadowline job or any mistake you've made on the car is the PO's mistake

You get really pissed when people assume your car is a four cylinder

You tell people that the rust hole in your muffler is "sport exhaust"

[SpecM]

-Oh man this is great... keep 'em comming guys

[e30 Luv]

there are pictures of you inside your engine bay and/or inside your trunk

[Car Addict]

You tell girls that the crack in your old ass dash is where the airbag deploys from

I have used that on more than one occasion

[fretburnr]

there are pictures of you inside your engine bay and/or inside your trunk

trunk pics ftw!

[E30SPDFRK]

You buy a car to part out, but end up keeping all the parts for your self.

Yup

[Funkmasta]

you lie in wait for someone to post a picture of their significant other, then demand newds or bewbs

[e30_lover_CT]

r3v:
your first reaction when shit breaks is to come bitch on the board for help/parts or call a boneyard, but still drive your car :p

BMW owner:
your first reaction is to blindly whip out your checkbook to fix your "broken vehicle"

[Turf1600]

post counts mean something

[rThor432]

you lie in wait for someone to post a picture of their significant other, then demand newds or bewbs

Haha yes.

[Funkmasta]

girls don't *think* you're rich.
(Even though E30s and E36s cost nearly the same!! ha!)

[e30Matt]

- You've actually caught yourself lowballing your own FS thread.

- You know the sure-fire method to turn that check engine light off... remove the bulb.

- You laugh when people ask you "VANOS... that's like VTEC, right?"