Questions questions questions

[Julien]

roflllll is your gf pregnant too?

[PeaveyBassist]

roflllll is your gf pregnant too?

No, but this emo/goth girl I banged at a Halloween party is..... I dont know if she was ACTUALLY emo, or not though. I'm working on a plan to get her not pregnant though. Thinking about 15-20 swift kicks in her "area". If that doesnt work I'll go with the knife while she's sleeping trick.

[PeaveyBassist]

just paypal'd you all the $$ in my account. enjoy :D

THANKS!!!!! Keep it coming guys! Every little bit counts!

[Turf1600]

Is this for real or not? I want one of those shirts.

[PeaveyBassist]

Donate the $50 and see. Dave SAYS its the troof. And since he is a lawyer, you know you can trust him.

[Turf1600]

And since he is a lawyer, you know you can trust him.

:tsk:

[Charlie]

FOR YOUR KINDEST ATTENTION PLEASE !
Kindly excuse the strange nature by which this mail might come to
your attention. But, with very good intents and purposes, I have
resolved to contact you in the strictest confidence.
I am Graham Dasuki, the General Campaign Manager to Ex-Senate
President and Presidential Aspirant of the Federation of Nigeria,
Late Senator Dr.Chuba Okadigbo, who died few months today. During
the recent past presidential election, and by virtue of my
position ,I was generally incharge of all the campaign rallies,
finances,expenses etc.
Out of the total money budgeted to run for the election
campaign,three-quarter of the whole sum was spent. My late boss
(senator Dr.Chuba Okadigbo) who contested under the platform of
"All Nigeria Peoples Party"(ANPP) was rigged out, and the incumbent President, Olusegun Obasanjo,emerged the winner throughthe peocess of ELECTORAL MALPRACTICES.
At the end of the whole electoral process,we had a total sum of
US$30 million left. Later on, my Boss took US$10 million for
Court proceedings, as he sued the Electoral Commission (INEC) for
malpractices, leaving behind under my care the balance of US$20
million. Till his death few months back, he never had the time nor asked me to account for this balance of US$20 million. And due to the TOP SECRET OPERATIVES involved in the game of politics
in Nigeria, NOBODY else is aware of this US$20 million, till
date.
Having taken certain things into obvious consideration, I have
decided to transfer this money over to you for safe-keeping, as I
will immediately join you in your country for final disbursement
as we are now through with the
state burial of my Boss since December 4th,2003. I shall Man the
resposibilities of transferring this money to you, (that must not
cause any worry), and all I require from you is your sincere
co-operation as well as to receive this money in your country in our behalf,QED.
You are entitled to 20% of this money as a due benefit for Good
Will, whereas 80% remains mine. And at this point, I am
suggesting strongly that every bit of information about this
propective business transaction be kept "TOP SECRET", in that it
will be of our best interest. I anticipate for your quick
positive responce so that I will not be tempted to further a
fresh negotiation, and to this effect, we commence this
transaction immediately.Finally,please, do consider it proper and
make certain you call me urgently on my direct telephone line
(234-867-5309)and also provide your direct telephone and fax numbers so that I can communicate you directly and urgently for more confidentiality. I anticipate,once again, your Good and Godspeed business
relationship.
Truly,
Nimwembe Mutubu Graham Dasuki.