poppin' the teaser cherry....

[Ray Smoodiver]

The Easter bunny came early...

Hartge door mat?

[AndrewBird]

Yup, definitely a dildo.

[Danny]

Aww Jeez...

Why does it have to be pierced?

[AndrewBird]

Because it was the first usable thing to come up on Google's image search, and I didn't want to look through 6 pages of dicks. ;)

[Danny]

Fair enough.

[KenC]

(_))iiiiiiiiiiid~~~~

[monty]

no, i didnt decorate your shit because youre a new customer but i normally adorn all my parts with a cock n balls on the back side. its a trade mark. your next order will come with it

Perfect, I wish you would have, my girlfriend would have been very confused.