Who's got the mst ghetto E30?

[FredK]

Cgrizz when are you gonna finish tiling your garage?

[Mr.sexymorningvoice]

give me time to get pictures of my fucked up eta piece of shit and you will all see that i have the most ghetto fuh razeee car evar...

gutted, no p/s, no heat/ac, no e-brake, almost bald rear all-season's, currently left me stranded in my buddies frat house parking lot, being towed home in a few hours...oh and did i mention that before i rattle-canned the roof that it looked like a pterodactyl took a fuckin shit on my roof, dented in right rear 1/4 panel, rusted floor, rusted trunk panels, inop antenna, dropped on vogtlands/kyb's and still slow as fuck, handle for sun-roof is brokrn and sits on the floor till needed, reverse lights inop, and sometimes your lucky if the brake lights are in a good mood, almost ever light in my check panel is on...and my si board batteries have been dead for a while now, odo quit at 178k, but im up to about 190...will report back later

[AlarmedBread]

I think this guy wins.

[Liquidvash]

I think this guy wins.

I think he's getting ready for a Demolition Derby!

[Charlie]

I think this guy wins.

Man, that picture will never die. I think I took that back in like 2002.

-Charlie

[aaron.j]

Do you have chassis cracks at the firewall, front battery tray, B-pillar, door frame, and rear subframe pickups?

If no, GTFO
:D

I do :D

For some reason I just cant put the 320 down... poor thing.

[Stu]

I do :D

For some reason I just cant put the 320 down... poor thing.

You can't put down a henna '83 euro-model. If you do, let me know first!

Come play pong tonight, we need more people! PM me

[Farbin Kaiber]

1/1500 factory 5 lug narrow body E30's... Currently sitting on bricks... NO SHIT.


What do I win?

So where are the pics?

[SpecRaceM5]

A few cars come to mind when reading this. My old 4door. Where to begin. When I drove it to LA to deliver to the new owner it was gutted. I put the door panels back on and the seats back in so it looked like a complete car. But the dash was held in practically with chewing gum. There was no carpet. No harness for the power windows or locks so I had to open the door for fresh air. I had 2 holes in the firewall where I got tired of dealing with trying to get to the trans bolts and made a "small" access hole. The front subframe was missing at least one bolt. I did have matching wheels on it at that time, but at one point I had 18's out back and bottles up front. No ac. No heater. No sunroof motor. no stereo. Paint and body was half way decent. exhaust tips stuck out 6 inches past the rear bumper. I'm sure there is more, but I can't remember.

Neil's last eta is up there as well as my friends e30 back in highschool. Gutted. Rolled. Still rolling up miles.

[M42Technik]

Mine is pretty beat...350k miles, cracks in various parts of the chassis, faded roof, mismatched panels, panels painted at different times from 1992-present and all in different shades, no a/c, the list goes on.

It's fast as shit, that's all she's got goin for her. :D

Lets see, take all that minus the S50 and the a/c and you have my car. Haven't found cracks in my chassis yet though.

That and my a/c switch is broken so I have to hold it if I want cold air :(

EDIT: How could I forget my tow-truck'd front bumper and massive amounts of electrical tape?

Sunroof leaks, mirror shakes, one speaker doesn't work and the rest are crap...need new brakes...etc...

[JAM]

dang this thread is making me feel all the more better about my pos

thanks guys

hood's dented (have replacment, just need paint) interior is beat (have replacment, just waiting on a nother set of e21 sliders) rear quarter is messed up, no lip, mismatched tires (snows in the front lol) dash cracks like woah, a bunch of paint peeling dings, no fogs, no highs, hids in projectors lol