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    #16
    Blunt FTW :)
    '89 335is +turbo

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      #17
      Originally posted by TwoJ's View Post
      $24.50 in gas? On that freeway that would get me ~70 miles.

      Oh, and what did you r3v in to?
      Hit and run from last year, wasn't covered by insurance. From what I have gathered, I think a truck backed up in me. Around the same time there was a kid on BFC IIRC that backed into his e30 with his truck and the damage was like identical. Someone hit me either way when I was parked, just assuming it was a truck.
      Rollin' with a Geistkuchen

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        #18
        my neighbors reported they saw a baggypants pull into my driveway and slowly but lovingly hump my e30 before loading some fenders. i was out taking my mom to the animal humane society and wasnt able to meat peter. normally all blunt tech orders leave the northern command center emblazoned with the cock n balls logo but blunt tech has grown into a world wide parts conglomerate so fast that i havent had time to decorate each order anymore. im currently interviewing an assistant for the position of blunt tech onsite artist. his or her only job will be to draw cock n balls on everything leaving. so we shoiuld be back up to our usual standards soon
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          #19
          Originally posted by blunt View Post
          my neighbors reported they saw a baggypants pull into my driveway and slowly but lovingly hump my e30 before loading some fenders. i was out taking my mom to the animal humane society and wasn't able to meat peter. normally all blunt tech orders leave the northern command center emblazoned with the cock n balls logo but blunt tech has grown into a world wide parts conglomerate so fast that i havent had time to decorate each order anymore. im currently interviewing an assistant for the position of blunt tech onsite artist. his or her only job will be to draw cock n balls on everything leaving. so we shoiuld be back up to our usual standards soon
          Intentional misspelling FTW.

          You continue to brighten my day, Blunt. Looking forward to meeting you in person when I get back to my homeland this fall.

          Tim


          1987 E30 cabrio | Bumper swap | H&R Sport | Koni Yellow | Eibach Sways | BavAuto strut bar | Cardinal seats
          MTech2 wheel | Husco Armrest | Smoked Hella Smileys | 5k HID | Stromung | RS003
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            #20
            Originally posted by blunt View Post
            my neighbors reported they saw a baggypants pull into my driveway and slowly but lovingly hump my e30 before loading some fenders. i was out taking my mom to the animal humane society and wasnt able to meat peter. normally all blunt tech orders leave the northern command center emblazoned with the cock n balls logo but blunt tech has grown into a world wide parts conglomerate so fast that i havent had time to decorate each order anymore. im currently interviewing an assistant for the position of blunt tech onsite artist. his or her only job will be to draw cock n balls on everything leaving. so we shoiuld be back up to our usual standards soon
            What can I say, the 325is turned me on. At least no one saw me break into your garage and manhandle the 02.
            Rollin' with a Geistkuchen

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              #21
              Originally posted by VacMan View Post
              Intentional misspelling FTW.

              You continue to brighten my day, Blunt. Looking forward to meeting you in person when I get back to my homeland this fall.

              Tim
              are you originally from gods country??
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                #22
                Originally posted by blunt View Post
                are you originally from gods country??
                Yep, my parents and most of my extended family still live in Fergus Falls. I grew up in Fargo/Moorhead and we still have a cabin just outside Itasca.

                Now I have family all the way up the I-94 and it takes me 6 hours to do the drive from Minneapolis every time I fly in since I have to stop and see everyone. :D

                Tim


                1987 E30 cabrio | Bumper swap | H&R Sport | Koni Yellow | Eibach Sways | BavAuto strut bar | Cardinal seats
                MTech2 wheel | Husco Armrest | Smoked Hella Smileys | 5k HID | Stromung | RS003
                | Shadowline | Amber Fogs | Too much else to list



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                  #23
                  Originally posted by VacMan View Post
                  Yep, my parents and most of my extended family still live in Fergus Falls. I grew up in Fargo/Moorhead and we still have a cabin just outside Itasca.

                  Now I have family all the way up the I-94 and it takes me 6 hours to do the drive from Minneapolis every time I fly in since I have to stop and see everyone. :D

                  Tim
                  nice man, when you get back maybe you and i can get all sweaty together
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                    #24
                    Originally posted by blunt View Post
                    nice man, when you get back maybe you and i can get all sweaty together
                    that was too funny
                    1989 Bronzit 325ia- Sold
                    1986 Diamondschwarz Grey Market 325i Sport Mtech 1- Parted out
                    1988 Delphin 327i- Sold
                    1995 Cosmos M3- Current

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                      #25
                      So, you met Blunt. Does he really look like in this picture (Thanks Georges for this spy shot)?

                      Brake harder. Go faster. No shit.

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                        #26
                        Thats the face I recall gagging nutz.

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                          #27
                          Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber View Post
                          Thats the face I recall gagging nutz.
                          Did he allow you to use on him his "magic dildo"? It's on the picture, on the top shelf at the right hand. He also sometimes enjoys lubricant, in the form of WD-40, as seen on the shelf at the back of the picture.

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                            #28
                            Yes, yes, how did you know? By far the best part was the sweet melodies he sent me a week later via the fax machine. He still sends out all the Blunt Tech LLC. invoices from that very color lazer printer.

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                              #29
                              Originally posted by Massive Lee View Post
                              Did he allow you to use on him his "magic dildo"? It's on the picture, on the top shelf at the right hand. He also sometimes enjoys lubricant, in the form of WD-40, as seen on the shelf at the back of the picture.


                              im much more handsome than that old goat fucker but just for the sake of appeasing our 2 resident polesmokers if that were me in the pic i would use that keyboard to compose a romantic little number to play in the background as i laid cabin fever and lee on my bed with their heads hanging over the edge so i could take turns burying my unusually large wenis in their respective windpipes
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                                #30
                                Originally posted by blunt View Post
                                my neighbors reported they saw a baggypants pull into my driveway and slowly but lovingly hump my e30 before loading some fenders. i was out taking my mom to the animal humane society and wasnt able to meat peter. normally all blunt tech orders leave the northern command center emblazoned with the cock n balls logo but blunt tech has grown into a world wide parts conglomerate so fast that i havent had time to decorate each order anymore. im currently interviewing an assistant for the position of blunt tech onsite artist. his or her only job will be to draw cock n balls on everything leaving. so we shoiuld be back up to our usual standards soon
                                Oh noes!!

                                Blunt doesn't have time to personally handle each and every cock 'n balls that comes through his doors anymore...... If he can't do it, no one can.


                                Oh, the humanity!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111

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