You know you are an E30 owner when......

[SpeicherBimmer]

When you spend weeks convincing yoru wife that the M30 swap is the only thing you need to do to your E30 only to realize that you need a nice VAC head a Schrick cam and a Miller WAR setup too.

When you enter a base car show thinking people will appreciate a clean M30 swapped car and get pissed when a yellow Prowler with rainbow flames beats your car.

[dnguyen1963]

When your wife refers to your E30 as your mistress.

[ReallyDirtyThirty]

When you don't have a wife

[Mr. Tasty]

When e30 and 4x100 are your top craigslist searches.

win

[onthefly]

HELP ME! !!!!!! please lol

Hey guys i bought a 1985 325e just to learn how to drift i got it hella cheap 200 bucks and a tattoo thats what i do for a living but after driving it i decided i loved the car and didnt want to wreck it well the previous owner completely molested the car and all the vacume lines and collent hoses well pretty much every hose in the car is ghetto rigged as all hell it was running fine then one day it just dropped all power under 2000rpm so i figured it was a vacume leak and replaced one hose that looked suspect but i had to pull all the hoses just to get to the bad one so now i cant remember where the rest of them go can any one rite out star and end points for the rest of them i would greatly appreciated it i live in willamina oregon if there is any one in the erea that can come fix my awsome little car I'll throw ya a sick tat or give ya some bmw parts i have a hole e21 and some 325i parts please get back to me my # is 9712410241

[enigmaticdream]

I'm sure it's been said but...people thing your car is a diesel...

[eLKuRLy]

When your wife refers to your E30 as your Mistress.

Haha. That's her name (my M3). We refer to her as the Mis's. :D

[Quadrajet]

When you spend weeks convincing yoru wife that the M30 swap is the only thing you need to do to your E30 only to realize that you need a nice VAC head a Schrick cam and a Miller WAR setup too.

When you enter a base car show thinking people will appreciate a clean M30 swapped car and get pissed when a yellow Prowler with rainbow flames beats your car.

I just threw up a little, over that visual in my head. Thanks...

This might have been said. "When you view other series BMW's as parts donors"

[e30Villain]

-When everytime you hear a loud bang, you jump up from your couch to see if your e30 is okay.

-When you pat the middle of your dashboard and say "good e30" after taking a fun corner.

-When your e30 is cleaner than you are.

-When your interior lights work on days you don't need them, and they all of sudden fail to work when you actually need them.

-When you have that one friend who keeps telling you they love your car, just so you can let em drive it.

-When you close your trunk, and you open it again and close it again. Just cuz it sounds boss.

[camip]

When you park your car in the right position so you can see it while you work or eat.

[WhyNot]

when you look at this pic and you get wood but the chick in the blue dress is blocking the view and you're wishing she would just leave...



whynot

[slaterd]

Go to a parts website, put everything you want in the cart/checkout, but have no intention in buying.

[Holland]

When you park your car in the right position so you can see it while you work or eat.

I thought I did that due to paranoia?

[slaterd]

I do it too. I make sure to back in with the car facing the restaurant so I can see that sexy e30 front end.

[idanity]

When you park your car in the right position so you can see it while you work or eat.

x3
i imagine what ima gonna do next (even if it means a waxing)