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  • henna 3ree
    Advanced Member
    • Jun 2011
    • 124

    #316
    when you park your e30 outside your office window just to look at it all day.
    when there is down time at work all you do is look at upgrades for your e30.
    when you friends buy newer m3's and say why are you still old school and you reply E30.
    you know every square inch of your car
    when you discover a new dent a part of you hurts inside

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    • CabbE30
      R3VLimited
      • Aug 2009
      • 2358

      #317
      Originally posted by Pantless Spency
      I did this two days ago and she sure as hell didn't care haha
      :(

      At least mine pretends to.

      "yea yea! did you say is-lip? yea!"

      She's been learning my 'listening' techniques.

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      • herbivor
        E30 Fanatic
        • Apr 2009
        • 1420

        #318
        You wash your car before work...and you're running late to work.
        You don't have a garage so you keep a car cover on it, and it's a daily driver.
        You make people take off their shoes before entering your car.
        Your wife's car is broken down so you tell her to rent a car while it's being fixed rather than borrow yours.
        sigpic

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        • jw 325ic
          E30 Fanatic
          • Sep 2006
          • 1360

          #319
          When someone asks how you're doing and your response starts with, "Well my car..."

          When you won't let anyone else drive it...

          You have lists of all the problems and know them by heart.

          People think you should be a mechanic instead of a desk jockey...even though you really only know e30s/bmws

          You'll lower the car asap but keep adding a quart of oil every month..

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          • Dave003
            Advanced Member
            • Feb 2011
            • 140

            #320
            When you sign up for r3vlimited.com and talk to a bunch of other asshole e30 drivers
            That was a joke but

            you buy a car(e30) and spend 3-9x what u paid for it upgrading it
            Know your never gonna sell it for what u put into it
            You have had to buy an oil pan or skidplate
            Attempt a motor swap
            Your car always "needs more low"
            You know the e36's only purpose is to offer a better motor for the e30
            Originally posted by Ryan...
            Please do not ban me.
            Originally posted by JeST
            I get the feeling this thread is more "which r3v member would you jerk off?"

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            • slammin.e28
              שמע ישראל
              • May 2010
              • 12054

              #321
              Originally posted by jw 325ic
              when someone asks how you and you're girlfriend are doing and your response starts with, "well my car..."
              ftfy.
              1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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              • nightwing66
                Wrencher
                • Dec 2010
                • 202

                #322
                Well for me its when somebody ask what kinda car i have, and i respond with a over explanatory explanation of my car. That usual consist of bhp, whp, weight specs, almost perfect balance, mines much better than yours nonsense, etc. You know, the usual.

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                • e30prideTN
                  E30 Addict
                  • Apr 2006
                  • 442

                  #323
                  Originally posted by devon.818
                  when you want to sell your car to buy another e30, and everyone wonders why you are selling yours simply to get the "same" car.
                  So true. ^


                  --When you get one with a working odometer at 301k miles, you watch it at every bump to make sure it still works.

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                  • slammin.e28
                    שמע ישראל
                    • May 2010
                    • 12054

                    #324
                    ^Responce:

                    When the past three cars you've had have all had dead odometers, so you replace the gears, only to sell the car a few weeks later, and pickup another one with a dead odometer....
                    1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                    • B Randon
                      Banned
                      • Oct 2010
                      • 2569

                      #325
                      when your dream car 02 is sitting on blocks next the building and a euro spec e30 is sitting in its place in the drive way lol

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                      • mrgetbig50
                        Member
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 92

                        #326
                        When you didn't even mean to get into the e30 scene

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                        • jw 325ic
                          E30 Fanatic
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 1360

                          #327
                          Originally posted by slammin.e28guy
                          ftfy.
                          my car is my gf...

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                          • Mr. Tasty
                            No R3VLimiter
                            • Jul 2011
                            • 3421

                            #328
                            Originally posted by Dave003

                            you buy a car(e30) and spend 3-9x what u paid for it upgrading it

                            Lol this.
                            2014 Alpine White 335i MSport
                            (Daily Driver)
                            Full Mperformance Aero

                            2007 Black Sapphire Metallic E92 335i (6MT)
                            KW V2 Coilovers
                            VRSF Catless Downpipes

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                            • lolcantturn
                              R3V Elite
                              • Oct 2010
                              • 4588

                              #329
                              When you drive a regular, normal ride height car and you still avoid anything that will destroy your oil pan.
                              Originally posted by TSI
                              ♫ Rust flecks are falling on my head...♫
                              OEM+

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                              • AbeSonic
                                Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. I'm baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.
                                • Sep 2010
                                • 3635

                                #330
                                When your old friends start neglecting you because all you want to do is hang out with your new cooler E30 friends and work on your/their car. lol
                                I miss my old friends sometimes....lol

                                out dated sig is out dated

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