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    Jalopnik Conclusion on 135i (pretty funny)

    Why you should buy the 2009 BMW 135i: You like the idea of a driver’s car, but you don’t really like driving that much. You heard the 135i was the car to drive this fall. You’re a life-long BMW fan and you have a penchant for blinders. You’re a badge snob. You’re all of the above and you really don’t have an eye for a deal. Why you shouldn't buy this car: You want a four-seat coupe that drives like a sports car. You have a collection of old BMWs and want the modern equivalent to use as a daily d


    Suitability Parameters:
    Speed Merchants: No
    Fashion Victims: Yes
    Treehuggers: No
    Mack Daddies: No
    Tuner Crowd: Yes
    Hairdressers: Yes
    Penny Pinchers: No
    Euro Snobs: Yes
    Working Stiffs: No
    Technogeeks: No
    Poseurs: No
    Soccer Moms: No
    Nascar Dads: No
    Golfing Grandparents: No
    Very Serious Businessmen: No
    Sheiklets: No
    Also Consider:
    • 2009 Subaru WRX
    • E46 BMW M3
    • E39 BMW M5
    • 2009 Chevy Corvette
    • 996 Porsche 911
    • Lotus Elise SC and packing lightly
    1990 BMW 325is w/springs and dampers; Yokohama AVS Intermediates; K&N filter; chip; exhaust; rebuilt engine and gearbox; $36,000 in your pocket.


    No shens

    #2
    Nice.
    "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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      #3
      Posted this on 1addicts.com also but I don't take reviews from autoblog type sites that gets its news from browsing message boards.
      - Frank
      '87 325ic M-Tech 1 For Sale!
      http://r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=407503
      Build Thread http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=229347

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