hey look, my first post!

[IRON-E]

It looks like someone finally stepped up to the plate
RedHoodRidah got all up in my face
his alcoholic ass is surely grass
cause he apparently didn't pass his 2nd grade Reading class

back in my day we get outta bed
dropkick a bear or two in da head
kick back a glass of vodka n' blood
and then solve differential equations, bud

Don't let the beat drop,
or suffer a cro-cop,
waiting on blunt to make teh party stop,
this redhoodridah needs a white castle slida,
no turkey for him, he's drunk yet again,
maybe wake up tomorrow around the porcelain.

kronus and anus flow like,
bubbles and danish.

OOHH!!! :drink:


This r3v rapping ish is getting serious,
Kronus and Farbin is gay and its obvious,
Im gonna relax and not embarrass these asses,
Cuz its just gonna get more nerdy than glasses,
kronus talkin out his ass about all his skills,
When all this shit I do is just for thrills,
Yea I stepped up to take you off the plate,
Just waitin for blunt to take you out on a date,
To get Farbin all alone in this forum rap biz,
Murder him and R3v him in blunts euro r3v jizz,
Dont make me go jordan and pwn you dudes,
cuz I can make all of ya'll look like straight foolz,
This is just a simple shit for me to do,
Ill come through and take a #2 on you,


Served

CLASSIC R3V..........

[RedHoodRidah]

This needs its own thread,
Im goin off the top of the head,
Im puttin these r3v rappers to bed,
Kronus Farbin are about to get dead,


lol. Pretty hilarious thread.

[Farbin Kaiber]

Never claimed to be a "rapper", simply a rhyme snapper.
in a suit thats rather dapper, whilst kronus becomes a bear napper.

[RedHoodRidah]

Never claimed to be a "rapper", simply a rhyme snapper.
in a suit thats rather dapper, whilst kronus becomes a bear napper.

You can do better than that,
Can't rap in a suit lookin like a rat trap

[BrewCity11]

Just here killin time, waitin for the girl to get ready
Open this thread, and it's rhyming all heavy
Pretty impressed, by all your rappin skillz
We're out for the Aunt's house, to go eat my mealz

[Farbin Kaiber]

Shizznizzle, fo sheazzy, UGGGGHHHH, what-wa-what?, I'm a straight drug dealin, gun shootin playa, etc.

/end

[RedHoodRidah]

Shizznizzle, fo sheazzy, UGGGGHHHH, what-wa-what?, I'm a straight drug dealin, gun shootin playa, etc.

/end

Open\ You have pwned us all. The gun talk and drug talk makes you a real rapper lol.

[kronus]

Just here killin time, waitin for the girl to get ready
Open this thread, and it's rhyming all heavy
Pretty impressed, by all your rappin skillz
We're out for the Aunt's house, to go eat my mealz

Brew be comin' in
with his pleasant attitude
and he praisin' our skill
at improvised rap-itude

I see through that shit, homes
you want us to trust ya
and let our guard down, but must ya
be thinkin' that we ain't with the times
that we don't know jack about yo' crimes
that we just never gonna give you up
never gonna let you down...

[bimmer_E30]

you got R3V'd son!!!!

[RedHoodRidah]

Brew be comin' in
with his pleasant attitude
and he praisin' our skill
at improvised rap-itude

I see through that shit, homes
you want us to trust ya
and let our guard down, but must ya
be thinkin' that we ain't with the times
that we don't know jack about yo' crimes
that we just never gonna give you up
never gonna let you down...

Time to put Kronus in the banned zone,
Starting to get real dumb now Homez,
This r3v rappin is about to switch up,
So get gripped up and teared up chump,
By this east coast gangsta wit his guards up,
Ready for war like mcCain and Bush armed up,
Obama ya mama ill whip ya wit the lama,
Come through shoot 2 you better have ya armor,
Im down and dirty when it comes to the drama,
Snatch ya sister off the bed with her spongebob pajamas,
These noobies coming at me like this shit all sweet,
Like Farbin gangsta I come through as well wit the heat,
Shoot ya feet, Make the heat go up to ya cheeks,
Now thats a real gangsta all the way up from his feet,

[kronus]

Time to put Kronus in the banned zone,
Starting to get real dumb now Homez,
This r3v rappin is about to switch up,
So get gripped up and teared up chump,
By this east coast gangsta wit his guards up,
Ready for war like mcCain and Bush armed up,
Obama ya mama ill whip ya wit the lama,
Come through shoot 2 you better have ya armor,
Im down and dirty when it comes to the drama,
Snatch ya sister off the bed with her spongebob pajamas,
These noobies coming at me like this shit all sweet,
Like Farbin gangsta I come through as well wit the heat,
Shoot ya feet, Make the heat go up to ya cheeks,
Now thats a real gangsta all the way up from his feet,

[RedHoodRidah]

LOL Theirs a few others pretty hilarious.

[eurohick.]

11 beers into today and i realise that r3v is indeed srs bidness

thanks fellas.

[E30SPDFRK]

[RedHoodRidah]

11 beers into today and i realise that r3v is indeed srs bidness

thanks fellas.

I can personally show you what r3v is all about if you are a chick with no McPenis nor McAdams Apple nor with a McOperation.