hey look, my first post!

[kronus]

Just here killin time, waitin for the girl to get ready
Open this thread, and it's rhyming all heavy
Pretty impressed, by all your rappin skillz
We're out for the Aunt's house, to go eat my mealz

Brew be comin' in
with his pleasant attitude
and he praisin' our skill
at improvised rap-itude

I see through that shit, homes
you want us to trust ya
and let our guard down, but must ya
be thinkin' that we ain't with the times
that we don't know jack about yo' crimes
that we just never gonna give you up
never gonna let you down...

[RedHoodRidah]

Shizznizzle, fo sheazzy, UGGGGHHHH, what-wa-what?, I'm a straight drug dealin, gun shootin playa, etc.

/end

Open\ You have pwned us all. The gun talk and drug talk makes you a real rapper lol.

[Farbin Kaiber]

Shizznizzle, fo sheazzy, UGGGGHHHH, what-wa-what?, I'm a straight drug dealin, gun shootin playa, etc.

/end

[BrewCity11]

Just here killin time, waitin for the girl to get ready
Open this thread, and it's rhyming all heavy
Pretty impressed, by all your rappin skillz
We're out for the Aunt's house, to go eat my mealz

[RedHoodRidah]

Never claimed to be a "rapper", simply a rhyme snapper.
in a suit thats rather dapper, whilst kronus becomes a bear napper.

You can do better than that,
Can't rap in a suit lookin like a rat trap

[Farbin Kaiber]

Never claimed to be a "rapper", simply a rhyme snapper.
in a suit thats rather dapper, whilst kronus becomes a bear napper.

[RedHoodRidah]

This needs its own thread,
Im goin off the top of the head,
Im puttin these r3v rappers to bed,
Kronus Farbin are about to get dead,


lol. Pretty hilarious thread.

[IRON-E]

It looks like someone finally stepped up to the plate
RedHoodRidah got all up in my face
his alcoholic ass is surely grass
cause he apparently didn't pass his 2nd grade Reading class

back in my day we get outta bed
dropkick a bear or two in da head
kick back a glass of vodka n' blood
and then solve differential equations, bud

Don't let the beat drop,
or suffer a cro-cop,
waiting on blunt to make teh party stop,
this redhoodridah needs a white castle slida,
no turkey for him, he's drunk yet again,
maybe wake up tomorrow around the porcelain.

kronus and anus flow like,
bubbles and danish.

OOHH!!! :drink:


This r3v rapping ish is getting serious,
Kronus and Farbin is gay and its obvious,
Im gonna relax and not embarrass these asses,
Cuz its just gonna get more nerdy than glasses,
kronus talkin out his ass about all his skills,
When all this shit I do is just for thrills,
Yea I stepped up to take you off the plate,
Just waitin for blunt to take you out on a date,
To get Farbin all alone in this forum rap biz,
Murder him and R3v him in blunts euro r3v jizz,
Dont make me go jordan and pwn you dudes,
cuz I can make all of ya'll look like straight foolz,
This is just a simple shit for me to do,
Ill come through and take a #2 on you,


Served

CLASSIC R3V..........

[RedHoodRidah]

OOHH!!! :drink:


This r3v rapping ish is getting serious,
Kronus and Farbin is gay and its obvious,
Im gonna relax and not embarrass these asses,
Cuz its just gonna get more nerdy than glasses,
kronus talkin out his ass about all his skills,
When all this shit I do is just for thrills,
Yea I stepped up to take you off the plate,
Just waitin for blunt to take you out on a date,
To get Farbin all alone in this forum rap biz,
Murder him and R3v him in blunts euro r3v jizz,
Dont make me go jordan and pwn you dudes,
cuz I can make all of ya'll look like straight foolz,
This is just a simple shit for me to do,
Ill come through and take a #2 on you,


Served

[Farbin Kaiber]

Don't let the beat drop,
or suffer a cro-cop,
waiting on blunt to make teh party stop,
this redhoodridah needs a white castle slida,
no turkey for him, he's drunk yet again,
maybe wake up tomorrow around the porcelain.

kronus and anus flow like,
bubbles and danish.

[kronus]

OHH!!! You are about to get served lol.

Look at this dude Kronus,
On R3v rappin like an Anus.
Talkin to this chick wit a dick naked EuroChick,
Danny postin useless "eurohick",
Im on r3v on thanksgivin aint this a bitch?,
Im bored, Im rappin, Drinkin till I start nappin,
Im just waiting for what else is gonna happen,
Im drunk Im twisted, Im about to start crappin.

R3v S3rved.

It looks like someone finally stepped up to the plate
RedHoodRidah got all up in my face
his alcoholic ass is surely grass
cause he apparently didn't pass his 2nd grade Reading class

back in my day we get outta bed
dropkick a bear or two in da head
kick back a glass of vodka n' blood
and then solve differential equations, bud

[RedHoodRidah]

Allright, so, I think we should have a rap battle. Starting... now.

*bdunk-a-tschh, bdunk-a-tschh*
Yo! Yo! Ladies and Motherfuckers!
I be chillin on da r3v,
knockin back some orange juice
outta nowhere, comes a noobie
mustache peekin' outta his hoodie

OHH!!! You are about to get served lol.

Look at this dude Kronus,
On R3v rappin like an Anus.
Talkin to this chick wit a dick naked EuroChick,
Danny postin useless "eurohick",
Im on r3v on thanksgivin aint this a bitch?,
Im bored, Im rappin, Drinkin till I start nappin,
Im just waiting for what else is gonna happen,
Im drunk Im twisted, Im about to start crappin.

R3v S3rved.

[gearheadE30]

This thread is full of win.

[Danny]

Pretty much. Unless you want to get r3v'd being a chick and all ya know.

EuroHICK

[Farbin Kaiber]

As I roll thru deep, with a mad lack of sleep,
and what do you know, a n00b I peep,
now it's straight time to da creeps,
cuz r3v plays for keeps.

All these haters, and all these lames,
just give me ammo to play these games...