Your Favorite Car Related Quotes

[Gr00v3]

to the tune of madonna

"corollas just wanna have fu-u-un"

-karlo
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WENDIE 99

[Oxbrain]

"Drag-Racing in your BMW is like going fishing with a hooker. It might be really fun, but it just isn't what you bought her for."
-Someones tag line I saw

"If I could be anyone but myself I'd be Tarzan. Maybe then the cops will think twice about arresting me for being up in a tree nekkid and screaming."
-Bug-Eyed Earl

[rwh11385]

Drifting makes your car gay. - Me, to Erick, about 10 seconds ago.

[bimmerphile]

[Brew]

"Get the fuck out of the left lane you stupid waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles."
-me, at least 50,000 times a day

[bimmerphile]

"And that gearbox, they said it was like a tractor's gearbox, but that's being unfair to tractors."
- Jeremy Clarkson, while driving a 750 bhp Ford RS200

"It is absolutely BRUTAL!"
- Jeremy Clarkson, while driving the Koenigsegg

"AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
- Jeremy Clarkson, while driving the Porsche Carerra GT

"Which brings us to the politics, the real reason we came here. You see, the Queen is the Head of State here, but the Isle of Mann is NOT in the E.U., and Tony Blair is NOT the Prime Minister. Which means once you get outside the villages... There are no speed limits."

"You even look at that engine, it'll kill you."
- Jeremy Clarkson,before and while driving the ///M3 CSL

Along that same line:

"I am simply amassed with goose-pimples"
- Jeremy Clarkson,before and while driving the ///M3 CSL

[StereoInstaller1]

Speed Kills.
Drive a Honda,
Live Forever!

Luke

[mspiegle]

Taken from a recent issue of Autoweek mag...

"It doesn’t interest me. I don’t like the paddle shifter. I like to shift myself" - Jay Leno commenting on why he bought a Carrera GT instead of an Enzo

I like how the man thinks :D

Jon

I saw him on the street driving a ford GT once. I gave him a thumbs up, and he threw me a peace sign.

[E30ownerwithanopinion]

move bitch get out da way

[Beej '86 325es]

"Ferris, my father loves this car more than life itself"
- "A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile"
"Apparently, you don't understand"
- "Wow"
"Ferris, he never drives it. He just rubs it with a diaper. You remember how insane he went when I broke my retainer? Huh? Come on, that was a little peice of plastic, this is a Ferarri."
- "Cameron, I'm sorry, but there's nothing else we can do. Besides, Mr. Rooney would never believe that Mr. Peterson drives your peice of shit"
"It's not a peice of shit..."
- "It is a peice of shit. I don't even have a peice of shit, I have to envy yours."
"Oh, thanks."

"He knows the mileage, Ferris"
- "He doesn't trust you?"
"Never has, never will"
- "Look this is real simple. Whater miles we put on, we'll take off"
"How?"
"We'll drive home backwards."

Best car quote ever. I know this movie by heart I have seen it so many times. Apparently so do you. :)

[Purdue89E30]

Ferris Bueller's Day Off was filmed in my home town. They used my high school for the exterior shots of his school. 8)

[jimi318is]

"My Headgasket requires more Torque... than your Honda makes" (its a supra saying, we have to torque the shit out of our head bolts)

[Rob]

"My Headgasket requires more Torque... than your Honda makes" (its a supra saying, we have to torque the shit out of our head bolts)

at least honda designed their head gaskets right the first go around :P

[StereoInstaller1]

HORSESHIT!!! SBC guys been saying that since the 80's!
Luke

[jimi318is]

HORSESHIT!!! SBC guys been saying that since the 80's!
Luke

Well thats where I heard it, (I was just a small kid in the 80's :P )

Another one: "You're not Fast and you're sure as hell not Furious"