Omfg m3

[CleanAzzE30z]

Karma Chameleon, blunt?

[Desaevious]

as much as i enjoy your vivid childlike imagination it pales in comparison to the sensation i get bouncing my nuts gently off your chin while i play the top of your head like a jamaican steele drum as you hum the chorus to the campbells soup song on my engorged rod.

This is why I check new posts in the morning. A good laugh always wakes me up.

[Rigmaster]

working on that part. had to give up because i think the specific yard is closed on weekends.

I called about 15 people asking for said cousin... looking for a Bill, i decided to take a chance on a Willie. This old black lady answered the phone and asked for Bill. Didnt understand so i asked for Willie, She said this is she...... uh-kay... thats about where i gave up.

random dialing in rural SC looking for Willie?


So, just like an average xLibelle Saturday night??


;)

[Kerrath]

Hilarious.

[george graves]

Naw, xLibelle been around a long time - he's not trolling.

[einstein57]

If someone tells me they have a m3 for $500 i'm following their ass home. This just seems like a weak attempt for attention.

[blunttech]

I'm sorry Mr. blunt, but the Edible Arrangements "Fruit Festival" fruit basket you got me upon my arrival last time was more a gift for you. I assume it made my man yogurt quite palatable, as you quite hungrily lapped up the remnants of the nut I blasted over your coke bottle glasses off the epoxy painted floor of the Garage Mahal.

as much as i enjoy your vivid childlike imagination it pales in comparison to the sensation i get bouncing my nuts gently off your chin while i play the top of your head like a jamaican steele drum as you hum the chorus to the campbells soup song on my engorged rod.

[Optimator]

I'm sorry Mr. blunt, but the Edible Arrangements "Fruit Festival" fruit basket you got me upon my arrival last time was more a gift for you. I assume it made my man yogurt quite palatable, as you quite hungrily lapped up the remnants of the nut I blasted over your coke bottle glasses off the epoxy painted floor of the Garage Mahal.

[Rogan]

you want me to actually pay for this when in the past youve gladly accommodated me for gas money and a lovely parting gift?

a "chin spoiler" ? :D

[blunttech]

How about 6500 and a lusty handjob with unwavering eye contact?

you want me to actually pay for this when in the past youve gladly accommodated me for gas money and a lovely parting gift?

[Optimator]

You should get drunk more often, E30_pilot. It's the most coherent post you've typed yet.

[E30_pilot]

i can bs on everything and that OP got his
account hacked by a nigerian and posted this shits so he
and his little village can laugh at all of you guys.


and yes im drunk.

[Optimator]

i will gladly sell you my 4700 dollar M3 for 12k if you really want one

How about 6500 and a lusty handjob with unwavering eye contact?

[blunttech]

this line here tells me everything i need to know

"and gave him time to ask his mom about the sale and to get pics from his sis.:

here was no M3. there never was. you ran into some loser probably similar to bimmere30 who saw you driving an e30 and fabricated a story to " be cool". forget about it. youre wasting your time and ours. i will gladly sell you my 4700 dollar M3 for 12k if you really want one

[Rogan]

reading this was like getting a piece of ass, when her momma walks in..