Need help convincing a guy against fart can

[spencers]

Okay, guy at school has a nice eclipse.. Well, until he put some shitty chrome rims on it.

Anyways, he says when he gets the money he'll get a "high flow exhaust"

After trying to convince him otherwise, here's his reasons I gathered.

"It'll add 10-15 hp"
"Dude you can feel 10-15 hp"
"I like the sound. It sounds like a dragster"
"People have been saying my ride is cool. I think people will like it more if I get the high flow exhaust"

I need reasons to counter this.. Perhaps websites to throw at his stupid ass.

I already said:
"I'll punch your fucking face in"
"I'll cut the exhaust off and burn it"
"You can't feel the horsepower increase"
"DRAGSTER??? It sounds like a pissed off weedeater"
"People wont like you more. They'll hate you for the noisyness"


Help!!

[Rob]

my question, why bother? Sounds like he's already convinced, most kids in high school need to either graduate or drop out to figure out how to not be ricers

[spencers]

Good question. I don't know why I bother. I just absolutely hate rice..

[Mystikal]

Heh, you need either a job, a girlfriend, or real issues to be concerned about. ;)

[spencers]

Heh, you need either a job, a girlfriend, or real issues to be concerned about. ;)

Shut the fuck up.

Can people not answer a simple question?

[Mystikal]

I put a queer winking smiley, I was joking around.

Meh.

[spencers]

I put a queer winking smiley, I was joking around.

Meh.

Didn't know.

[Mystikal]

It's okay, this site encourages 24/7 battle mode.

[FergU]

You will prolly not be able to change his mind. However, you can teach him to learn from his mistakes....

Have him take the car to a dyno.... then put the fart can on and make another pass. He will never "add up horsepower" by product specs and the Ricer Nation again.

[1985bmw325e]

why bother trying to change him over? let him be rice. There is only one good thing about ricers: to exhibit the threshold of non-ricers.

Now you can just laugh at him at school and call him a ricer.

[spencers]

why bother trying to change him over? let him be rice. There is only one good thing about ricers: to exhibit the threshold of non-ricers.

Now you can just laugh at him at school and call him a ricer.

and punch his face in everyday

[Rob]

haha, high school.


my advice, jerk off to eclipse boys girlfriend and or sister


and get a job






you really care enough? I love seeing horrid ricers on campus, it gives me something to laugh at...

[Bokes]

let him do it. his money, not yours. if its what he wants, then so be it. yes ricers suck, but if they like the way their car is then there isn't a reason they should change it.

[1985bmw325e]

haha, high school.


my advice, jerk off to eclipse boys girlfriend and or sister


and get a job






you really care enough? I love seeing horrid ricers on campus, it gives me something to laugh at...

so do i, i love seeing ricers on my campus, everytime i see one i make an "omg" face and point at it as if it's the shit. It probably makes them feel better about their car, but i tend to think the opposite. I just like to make them feel good about their ugly car.

[///M Powered]

Make sure he gets the can with the flashy lights on it.