Alpina X5

[Knoepfler]

lol

[Japandrew73]

ew

[30secE30]

those rims killed it.

[awestun]

too much chrome.

[Knoepfler]

too much chrome.

I'm not really a fan of it either, but to each his own I guess.

[smonkbmw]

how come the brake calipers dont appear to line up with the rotors? what else makes it a Alpina car? alls i see are badges, some chrome add ons and some horrible wheels that are chrome. you would think they would make the wheels a lot larger than stock...

[Knoepfler]

how come the brake calipers dont appear to line up with the rotors? what else makes it a Alpina car? alls i see are badges, some chrome add ons and some horrible wheels that are chrome. you would think they would make the wheels a lot larger than stock...

No clue, not my car.

I heard he imported it from Germany, but he wouldn't talk to me about it since he doesn't particularly like me.

I was actually kind of hoping an expert would pop in the thread and give some input, mostly why I posted this.

[e30devo]

looks like some bullshit to me.

[CAOSyAMOR]

does not look to be in line with authentic Alpina styling to me, but I don't care for X5's either.

Plus I've never seen a real Alpina with anything other than BMW roundels on the boot and bonnet myself..

edit: in the one pic you can see how the hood emblem doesn't even fit the curvature of the vehicle properly, LOL

Definitely an eBay special.. Notice the valvestems, LOL yeah.. Real Alpina's of this period should have hidden stems and more of a vibrant centercap. Everything about that car screams eBay, from the bullshit emblems to the brembo caliper covers LOL. You can tell your stepfather to go suck a fat dick for feeding you that bullshit.

do a quick image search, print off what you find and plaster it to his windshield with a glue stick. And I don't think there is such thing as an E53 Alpina. I can only recall concepts on the E70 chassis.

Also, that BULLSHIT about importing it from Germany!? ROFLMFAO. That POS was assembled alongside every single other E53 in Spartanburg, South Carolina.

Do me a favor, print off this thread, kick him in the balls and when he drops to his knees could you please staple this to his forehead for me - thanks!!!

[Bimmerista]

I don't like the chrome wheels, fog light rings, & rear decklid trim.

At the same rate, doesn't look like a legit Alpina either.

[dsobering47]

It looks like a genuine fake.

[weedcookie]

alpina did it for the lulz

[stevofthahill]

alpina did it for the lulz

This.

[ldsbeaker]

I'm sure it's a fake, too.

[vlad]

fake