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  • Optimator
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    ok guys. I think your back-and-forth is beginning to aggravate Most Handsome Homeless Member of R3vlimited. I'd suggest you skedaddle before he loses his temper. I'm sure drinking a fifth of Ruble vodka in the hot Missouri sun has made him rather short-tempered today.

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  • Alkasquawlik
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    Paul Van Dyk FTW

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  • PootieTang
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    Originally posted by Optimator
    It's ok PootieTang. I'm sure you had to listen to it when riding in Alkasqualik's car.
    no he's on that techno bullshit now, which is even worse.

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  • Alkasquawlik
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    Originally posted by Optimator
    It's ok PootieTang. I'm sure you had to listen to it when riding in Alkasqualik's car.
    We actually listened to "Walking on Sunshine" by Katrina and the Waves.
    Get your story straight.

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  • Optimator
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    It's ok PootieTang. I'm sure you had to listen to it when riding in Alkasqualik's car.

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  • PootieTang
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    fuck as much as i hate train, that damn song came immediately to mind

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  • Optimator
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    I killed an opossum with my mom's Mercedes a few weeks ago. It did not rain men.

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  • Alkasquawlik
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    Originally posted by Optimator
    The following people worship at the Temple of Cock:

    Farmin Kaiber
    Alkasquawlik
    Desaevious
    And you bow down and sacrifice small animals to Testiclees, the Roman god of testicles.

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  • Optimator
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    The following people worship at the Temple of Cock:

    Farmin Kaiber
    Alkasquawlik
    Desaevious

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  • Alkasquawlik
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    I don't know how to embed. I fail.

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  • Farbin Kaiber
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    twice.

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  • Farbin Kaiber
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    Yeah, but it does not count to link YouTube, you have to be like all the cool kids and embed it.



    see, I beat you.

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  • Alkasquawlik
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    Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
    Meet Virginia lyrics

    She doesn't own a dress
    Her hair is always a mess,
    If you catch her stealin' she won't confess
    She's Beautiful.

    Smokes a pack a day, wait,
    That's me, but anyway
    She doesn't care a thing
    About that hey,
    She thinks I'm beautiful
    Meet Virginia

    She never comprimises,
    Loves babies and surprises,
    wears high heels when
    she exercises
    Ain't that beautuiful
    Meet Virginia

    Well she wants to be the Queen
    Then she thinks about her scene
    Pulls her hair back as she screams
    "I don't really wanna be the Queen"

    Daddy wrestles alligators
    Mama works on carborators
    Her brother is a fine mediator
    For the president
    And here she is again on the phone
    just like me hates to be alone
    we just like to sit home
    and rip on the President
    Meet Virginia, Mmmm...

    Well she wants to live her life
    Then she thinks about her life
    Pulls her hair back as she screams
    "I don't really wanna live this life"

    She only drinks coffee at midnight
    When the moment is not right
    Her timing is quite, unusual
    You see her confidence is tragic, but her
    Intuition magic And the shape of her body?
    Unusual

    Meet Virgina I can't wait to
    Meet Virginia, yeah eh yeah hey hey hey

    Well she wants to be the queen
    then she thinks about her scene
    Well she wants to live her life
    then she thinks about her life
    Pulls her hair back as she screams
    "I don't really wanna be the queen"
    I, I don't really wanna be the queen
    I, I don't really wanna be the queen
    I, I don't really wanna live this
    Originally posted by Desaevious
    This is the ONLY thing I thought of when I saw this thread link. I'm glad someone else caught it.

    I beat both of you to it.

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  • Desaevious
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    Originally posted by Optimator
    Pardon.

    Do you know how I know you're gay?
    Awww dammit you caught me. Remembering a song from the late 90's is quiet queer indeed. How could I have missed the signs?

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  • Optimator
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    Originally posted by Desaevious
    This is the ONLY thing I thought of when I saw this thread link. I'm glad someone else caught it.
    Pardon.

    Do you know how I know you're gay?

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