I hit a deer going 70mph

[bimma360]

Holy shit. Luckily this guy went over me. I tried to go around him, but he decided to run into the left lane and then stop. I cut right again and smacked his back half. I never saw him again. I really stopped and got out, to put him down, and see if I cracked the radiator. I saw he was gone and I wasn't spewing anything so I left. 2 days later I replaced my brakes.

Wait... haha... "to put him down?" How? Something like that would never even occur to me, but it makes sense. Although, i dont think i would have anything handy to do that with. And i dont think beating a deer the rest of the way to death is up my alley.

Dave

[87e30]

Wait... haha... "to put him down?" How? Something like that would never even occur to me, but it makes sense. Although, i dont think i would have anything handy to do that with. And i dont think beating a deer the rest of the way to death is up my alley.

Dave

:rofl: I laughed at the picture of a dude on the side of the road beating the shit out of a dear. "Hey dude... what are you doing over there...?"

[HiTheNameIsBJ]

Lol, that last post reminds me of "Sex Drive" trying to beat the raccoon or whatever it was to death. It's actually not that hard to snap a deer's neck, + living in redneck country means I keep a knife that would make crocodile Dundee back down in the trunk. It sounds terrible to have to do, but it's a reality of living in the boonies.

[E30_fiend]

Danny? is that you?

[Danny]

shaddup

[xwill112x]

stfu

im onto you dannyboy

[george graves]

You hit a dear at 70 MPH? OK. I give. Was the dear doing 65?

[Danny]

I don't understand.

[HiTheNameIsBJ]

I don't really get the Danny joke, but no George he wasn't going 65 lol. I forgot to mention the db is also pushed in a bit. I did scrub a bit of speed before I hit him, but not much as my brakes were shot. I also went wot right as I hit him, so I'm sure that probably canceled out my braking.

[325ix]

That definitely looks like you hit a mini deer. I have never seen a deer do that little damage

[ak-]

You hit a dear at 70 MPH? OK. I give. Was the dear doing 65?

Hahah. Seriously.

[MikeDE]

Free bumper tuck VIA Deer

[87e30]

Seriously, this is hard to believe.

[E30_fiend]

bumper tuck FAIL



lets take a vote:

1. He was actually going 70Kph

2. He didnt actually know what speed he was going

3. He hit a jackalope

4. Danny has two usernames




I'm torn between 3 and 4

[E30_fiend]

I don't really get the Danny joke

Danny hit a deer a while back and got a lot of shit for it. hell, he STILL gets shit for it.