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Just playin in the sand
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Originally posted by DTM190"fuck the kangaroo dude, his toilet water swirls the wrong way anyway, plus i never liked crocodile dundee or Steve Irwin and vegemite tastes like shit"Comment
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wow - posting something to contribute to the madness..
once, a very long time ago, an honest to goodness jabberwocky was peacefully eating blueberries when a steamroller came along and flattened him. dead. real dead! the operator of the steamroller was none other than Tommy the Cat. A well-kept secret was that Tommy had an ingrown toenail, and that he kept it in a mason jar under the bridge down by old man Greenwald’s farm. the reason Tommy kept the offending toenail in a mason jar was known by no one - except for the now dead jabberwocky.Comment
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