Merging on the freeway this past friday some fucknut in a red toyota solara convertible streaks by me before noticing that his lane was completely stopped and switches into my lane which was also coincidentally completely stopped. I mean who would expect traffic at rush hour right? This is where it gets fun, I jam on the brakes hard and am now in a straight forward slide to the aforementioned fucking idiot. As I slid closer I realized my bumper would be firmly embedded in his backside unless I took some kind of evasive action.. Keep in mind there was a foot tall curb(why the fuck are there such tall curbs on the freeway??!!!) to my right with a nice incline lined with trees and random rocks and shit. I wrenched the wheel right, launched over the curb and into the incline. Then started calling a tow truck lol. Oh yea see the stump..a little faster and I would have had a couple options. Either flip or land on top of it or somehow get launched further..After getting pulled out I drove home with nothing worse that a destroyed lip and even more bent valance.
Yes she survived the assault by the fugly car, no there are no parts for sale..
Yes she survived the assault by the fugly car, no there are no parts for sale..
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