i can't help myself

[DEV0 E30]

I think Xibit is knocking on his door right now!

LOL




Ride Owner: Kiearah. 22 Year Old Female.
Owner's Ride: 1991 Ford Escort INTO A BMW!

Kiearah's 1991 Ford Escort looks more like an art project than a reliable mode of transportation. After all, her boyfriend had a little too much fun spray painting her non-existent hub caps and tires after taking out most of the dashboard. In addition, the body of the car is all beat up after a stray shopping cart decided to tango with her car. X can't help but laugh at Kiearah's makeshift AC, which is a house fan plugged into a power converter mounted on the dashboard. It is clear the Escort needs an escort to West Coast Customs. Kiearah teaches students to dance hip hop and she wants to become a lead singer in a band. She deserves a better car. Xzibit is about to pimp her ride.



Additions & Improvements:
-Paint, Euro Red
-Style, European luxury vehicle
-18" chrome rims
-New BMW M3 headlights, bumpers, sideskirts, grill and fin
-PMR hood
-Rain sensor sun roof
-Shark fin radio reception antenna
-Mercedez CLK tail lights
-Wood grain door panels and steering wheel
-BMW electronic powered peanut butter colored leather seats
-Air conditioning system
-Visors with two 5" monitors
-Two 7" monitors in the head rest
-Replaced the back seats with 15" woofers and a leather/wood encased amp rack
-Power windows, door locks and sun roof
-Pocket studio 5 mounted on her car audio interface with microphone in the head rest



Kiearah has officially been pimped.

[brodee]

In an attempt to reverse some of my bad kharma (bad juju) I'm gonna hook em up with some euro grills.

Don't send him euro grilles, send them to me. I have some depo grilles that I will send him.

[asubimmer]

gosh how hawt is all that chrome!!!!!! BTW how did he chrome dip the hoses...wouldn't they melt?!?!?

[brodee]

yeah, an asshat.

I think I just spit Dr. Pepper across my office

[mikeedler]

those hoses are custom made metal ones i am sure, look at the detail, and how clean it all is!

[asubimmer]

guys it looks like he might be sponsored by Duct Tape!!!!!!!....BTW I wonder why they don't give him anything besides tape...I heard from a reliable source that he is working on a sheet metal/Duct Tape grill right now!!!!!!!! Sorry I lost the spy pics :( but for a hint it looks kinda like that schnazzy cone filter shield

[CobraKai]

the fuck is a M5.35is

[CleanAzzE30z]

yeah, an asshat.

classic.

[aschmidt]

Damn this thread just made my day...hell, it just made my week.

[MR 325]

He's got to tune it guys!!! He rebuilt it himself, its making MUCH more power than stock

Die newb

[e30sd]

you guys don't have to be assholes, i just thought his car was funny looking.

[Dave]

Sad, just sad.

[M42Technik]

[Helmetboy01]

You guys aren't known for pulling punches! Seriously though, he does need help putting that thing back in order, and he may find it useful if we helped him out, like first telling him, not to put fucken chicken wire on his grill, and foil on his engine and hoses. (You would think he'd know that already!)

[Werksmini]

Did you guys catch the "'88 M5.35is" wtf is the the naming?
I feel bad that they put him at the bottom of the page.