My E30 Enjoy!!!! Team Skidkids - Maryland

[Bimmerfanatik]

I was aiming for satire... missed the mark it seems

:rofl:

I had a feeling that was more tongue in cheek than the others saw...

[Court M3]

wow...uhh

[e30Matt]

I think one of the main reasons these flame threads get so long is because when someone has a nice car, people go "Wow." or "Nice." or quote someone else saying "Nice car." or "Clean as hell."

However, when people come on here with neon underbody kits and toasters installed in their center consoles, everyone feels the need to write a page-long reply to "put them in their place."

Just my 1/50 of a dollar.

[BMW BMXER]

They aren't even the same rims, the fronts are 17s and the rears are 18s.

What gets me is that if he got them off an accord like he said accords are 4 x 111.5 or something stupid like that.

[e30 gangsta]

@ least his member name is correct.

[eurostyl e30]

What gets me is that if he got them off an accord like he said accords are 4 x 111.5 or something stupid like that.

Until 1989, Accords were 4x100.

The wheels still suck though.

[var1ant]

ricer.

[equate975]

ahahah I just watched the video

you are such a crappy ricer

[Jand3rson]

Those "donuts" were some of the funniest shit I've ever seen. And I love the walk-around of the car.

'This is my badass E30, parked on top of a pile of snow I just drifted onto."

[BMWguy]

Dude, you're trying way too hard. And you're a noob - don't attempt to "learn" the other noobs of how R3v works, how its members think, or try and flatter us to gain our respect.

Wait...scratch that last part. Feel free to flatter us. Anyone can be bought...;)

Oh wait... and I've been a member of R3V longer than you have...

LMAO... I was a member of E30sport since like Nov. of 2000... I'm no newb... and I wasn't attempting to do any of the afformentioned... What I was trying to say is that a lot of the ASSHOLES, aka members of this board, drive nice cars that either their parents bought for them, parents BUILT, or rich mommy and daddy payed for the parts for you to build... but their still nice cars...

[PeaveyBassist]

Ok... this is enough guys... Who has his bumbners?

Will

[bmwdt]

i agree with everyone else...but

lower it ASAP to see if the wheels look even remotly good...then make a decision...just buy a 100 set of eibachs from a forum...

but
loose the decals...on the windows and tails
lighten the tails a little
loose the chrome peices of tailpipe
loose the 2nd antenna and fix the original
and having clear front makers and smoked sides...pick one and stick with it...

it looks cheap...keep it clean. only do a mod if you are going to do it right...

[Iain]

Well, the car is in major need of work, but I feel that your attitude needs more adjustment you fucking illiterate, unthinking, gang-banging sorry excuse for a waste of your father's cum.

Jesus pissing Christ, I bet if any of your parents/teachers ever saw the crap that you call English that you spout on here, they'd wonder what the fuck you did in school, 'cause you certainly weren't learning the basic use of the English language, cumsock.

As for your car, you're a wannabe "drifter" who is looking to be different and a stand-out. How about doing the following:

- re-engineer the suspension. Try coil-overs, new bushings, sway bars and good quality strut braces.

- 15in rims all 'round at the track for better steering and more smoke during drifts. Personally, I reckon there's worse rims you could have put on your car, but meh.

- get a fucking LSD and a clue about the proper art of drift you n00b. Try buying Drift Bible DVD, watching it carefully and learning. Then practice it ON THE FUCKING TRACK (PS: Keiichi Tsuchiya has a better grasp of English than you, slutbucket)

- take the M-sport decals and badges off your car and buy proper MHW smoked tails from Germany. Putting M-sport or M-Tech badges/decals on a car never equipped with such options is a major insult to BMW. In fact, I called BMW AG and told them of your car. They were so incensed that there's an angry pack of Krauts with pitchforks, burning torches and a large, disgruntled Doberman that suffers from in-grown toenails coming to have words to you about your mods. Seriously, ditch them. Please.

In summary, fix the suspension, strip the M-sport badges and stop butchering my fucking language.

Strawberry kisses from a pissed off R3v'er.

Jordan's car is an example of something that is unique and people want to follow.

I hope people do not want to follow the bubble boy fake M3 GT-R fibreglass flopper kit. I can see it now... Hot Import Nights, featuring Jordan...

Drag racing an e30 is on par with drag racing a Ducati.
It goes against the grain of what the machine was built for.

Drag racing a BMW is like taking a high-class prostitute out to dinner. Its nice, but not what you got it for ;)

Because in the end: anger leads to hate, hate leads to bad driving, and bad driving leads to.... damaging the cars we treasure so deeply.
Peace.

Psssssssst... dude.. we drive 20 year-old German taxis. Who gives a flying fuck if we total them? Not me. Now lets all join hands and sing... Kuuumbaaayaaaa my lord, kumbayaaaaa...

[Purdue89E30]

...members of this board, drive nice cars that either their parents bought for them, parents BUILT, or rich mommy and daddy payed for the parts for you to build... but their still nice cars...

Where the hell do you get that from?I've been a member of this board for several years and it seems to me that just about everybody pays for the shit that goes on their cars on their own. Hence the rampant lowballing. Also hence us driving 20 year old German taxis.

[golde30]

Where the hell do you get that from?I've been a member of this board for several years and it seems to me that just about everybody pays for the shit that goes on their cars on their own. Hence the rampant lowballing. Also hence us driving 20 year old German taxis.

+1.