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[blunttech]

man the local junk yard.. i hussssled them like donald trump! haha try to over price me! fuckers! they wanted to charge me 250. the conversation went like this

me : yo i want the seats out of those to old bmws back there.
junker: yea my friend it will cost you roughly 200 to 250 depending on how clean the are.
me: look man them joints is fucked up and aint no body gon be buying old bmw seats so check this out. i got 100 dollaz in my pocket i need those seats and rear bumper moldings. im gonna leave the cash here ima go take the stuff off myself.
narrorater: as mike walks the cashier contemplates on how a 19 year old kid could be so rude.
me: o shyt man i hope he goes for it. dam i shoulda dropped 120 ..o well we'll see

2hours later.

me: cool?
junker: thank you. 90$ is fine (edit)>> + 10 for the moldings = 100$

wow you run that shit. i bet those junk guys were taken back at your mad negotiating skillz yo

[jflip2002]

Please, type in english. That shit doesn't make sense.

And you don't want sports for girlfriend reasons? She can't fit between the bolsters or what?

Lol, x2. I was thinking the same thing. I Actually need sport seats because my girlfriend slides around on any turn I take with our "comfort seats".

(interpreted for DJ2Xrated): My azz B need'n sum'o' dem sport seats yo. My beezy keeps slidin dat ass all around da ride when I swang it round dem co'nas.

[dj2xrated]

LMAO!@! haha you guys are funny naah my girl friend isnt full figured , but big girls need love too hahaha naah ... but yea my gf likes the comfort seats there easier to "move around" in haha and my e46 has sport seats ..lol i dont like going to the lake in tha cuz ...well theres no "move around" , im very sorry for my "lingo" but yea

haha yea those junker prolly dont know what they let go, but i do. to them it was prolly a deal regardless.

yeap. i think dats it. lmao "my girlfriends fat" in the right places i must add.

[TwoJ's]

Okay dood. Fo sho n shit.

[Firestorm]

[dj2xrated]

lol sweet