my bf got a new car!

[blunttech]

Mr. Blunt did you feel something move?

yes i did. id like to investigate the possibility of strapping your head down with tow straps so i can use full thrusting force without fear of you losing your balance and dragging your snaggletooth across my shaft

[N2MYE30]

She posted them for about forty seven seconds. Then r3v almost blew up, so she took them down.

now thats r3v stalking.

[Optimator]

yes i did. id like to investigate the possibility of strapping your head down with tow straps so i can use full thrusting force without fear of you losing your balance and dragging your snaggletooth across my shaft

I am not gay.

[jflip2002]

I am not gay.

Well in that case, make sure balls dont touch.

[MikeK]

I am not gay.

but you dress like Elton John.

[Optimator]

These lurid homoerotic fantasies are nothing but fantasies. Mr. Blunt probably would not be able to maintain a lasting erection, and in all likelihood his ancient hips would probably crackle sort of like when you put a green pine log on a fire until they give out around 3 thrusts in, spontaneously causing him to either go limp or blow a pathetic pindrop sized load from the excitement of feeling his meat for the first time after Nam.

[blunttech]

I am not gay.

im perfectly content with you believing that while you gag on my unusually large unit

[bimmer_E30]

hahahah .nice !! fuckin rev For the LULZ BITCHAEZ.

[jflip2002]

These lurid homoerotic fantasies are nothing but fantasies. Mr. Blunt probably would not be able to maintain a lasting erection, and in all likelihood his ancient hips would probably crackle sort of like when you put a green pine log on a fire until they give out around 3 thrusts in, spontaneously causing him to either go limp or blow a pathetic pindrop sized load from the excitement of feeling his meat for the first time after Nam.

Those are quite the details for not being gay.

waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.

[Optimator]

hahahah .nice !! fuckin rev For the LULZ BITCHAEZ.

BRB. I must input this into Google Translate, Retard into English

[bimmer_E30]

BRB. I must input this into Google Translate, Retard into English

you are the retard. waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.

[MikeK]

you are the retard. waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.

Opti has a point, what you have said before makes no sense. Eh?

[jflip2002]

Uh oh. Canada V. Canada South. Battle of the Fucktards, '08.

[Optimator]

you are the retard. waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.

I must have touched a sensitive nerve, bimmer_E30.

I bet you were trying to decide if you should write "your the retard" or "you're the retard", all because you forgot how to use contractions, something you should have remembered from the second time you were in the third grade, but then settled on "you are the retard" to remove any chance of looking like a fool.

[MikeK]

I must have touched a sensitive nerve, bimmer_E30.

I bet you were trying to decide if you should write "your the retard" or "you're the retard", all because you forgot how to use contractions, something you should have remembered from the second time you were in the third grade, but then settled on "you are the retard" to remove any chance of looking like a fool.

Canadians don't teach english ... hence
"hahahah .nice !! fuckin rev For the LULZ BITCHAEZ. "