The not so n00b's car

[Huff]

Here's a few more he didn't post up of his car's "progression"



and wait for it..... . .. .


Take that JasonC!! That's realdrag wheels there.. Kaaa Booomm

[Turf1600]

lulz... !!!!



OP

what the fuck are you doing? You've seen me around locally. You realize you just committed e-suicide right?

Here's the picture that did it for me:

[delatlanta1281]

Scabbzzz i am coming up to nashville in a couple of weeks for business. Can you direct me to this car so I can haul it away and save it. I guarantee it will look as good as my present e30 if not better.

[scabzzzz]

lulz... !!!!

OP
what the fuck are you doing? You've seen me around locally. You realize you just committed e-suicide right?

[delatlanta1281]

me too. i apologize delatlanta.

No problem broseph.
Wow, Huff i am impresssed. GG you are not, a close second you are though. And that chick is pretty cute, I do, however, try to steer away from the horn throwing ones, just to make sure I don't look like I do it.

[blck325is]

GO HERE NOOB... this site is more suited for you


:up:

There's your 1-way ticket to emotech. Hope you enjoy your stay there and NEVER return.

[atomic]

GO HERE NOOB... this site is more suited for you


:up:

[TDE30]

Sub-mother fucking-scribed.

Note the phone number on the hood (270 871 6809). Sorry Darrell, go back to your fucking mini-trucks.

[Rustyduktape]

me too. i apologize delatlanta.

[Turf1600]

Wow - I must have missed all of that shit before I posted. I need to edit my post....

[Huff]

Ok, I had hopes and dreams for this thread when i saw the 87 valence. I can safely say you started with a pretty nice e30, and have slowly but surely RUINED it. Whats wrong with your motor? Do you even know?
You didn't remove the M badges b/c you were worried about the paint???? Anybody else find this ironic?
What in holy hell is happening to this site? Am I just tired and cranky, or is this site going straight down the tubes?
How long have you been a member? Not even a year?

Agreed. Where the in the hell are these people coming from!!? Are e30's in the latest Fast and Furious or something?? Were they featured in some boy band's hot new video??? Here's some photo's from this toolbags collection (attention toolbag, I've saved copies so I can host them other places..)

My personal favorite



Here's toolbag and peep's. I know I wouldn't mess with anyone that poses like this.. These dudes must be some hard mother fuckers.





Attention toolbag. Sell your e30 and go back to your mini truck






Actually, maybe give it up all together.. If I were you, I would just try and make babies all day with this girl. If you are sticking it to her, that is your one redeeming quality.

[Rustyduktape]

delatlanta, your a whiny bitch.

[Turf1600]

I think it's pretty funny.

I'm okay with it given the following:

1. You don't part it/crush it before the m50 runs
2. You at some point paint the mis-matching body parts
3. The sportmaxxxxx's get replaced with something respectable
4. You replace\repair the valence
Edit:
5. Get rid of all of your friends
6. Change the way you look


Otherwise - have fun in the meantime.

What I learned on this forum is this - Maintenance first, suspension second, wheels last. So really you're doing it all wrong. I think with most people it takes going through a few cars to figure that out though.

[TDE30]

Sportmaxxes, Pac-Man hood, a few ///M badges, obvious running issues...

Welcome to R3V!

[e30edward]

Sorry before you put body parts on the car paint them first!