The not so n00b's car

[jeswaw]

This thing is huge, anyone have cliff notes?

A whole lot of:

you ruined a valence, the rims suck, and take the panels off

[CorvallisBMW]

Gotcha. Typical newb bashing then.

[Edev]

It's obvious that Pac-Man has only eaten, at the most, three pac-dots. Pac-dots are worth 10 points each. Therefore, your Pac-Man chalkboard hood is inaccurate with the score listed at 70 points.

Fail.

n00b.

hahahaha. im surprised someone pointed that out. good job Sir!

[etta325]

pretty gay man. rice rocket especially the exhaust. i feel bad for your car.

[Unearth078]

hmm good before bed reading.

[shmutzigE30]

that chalkboard hood is really cool. i had never seen that before

[bimmer_E30]

pretty gay man. rice rocket especially the exhaust. i feel bad for your car.

comming from a guy with honda racing stripes
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hahaha joking

[jp_slick]

you need this

because it compliments the exhaust, it looks bad ass, and it will help you load on the trailer, it fits the look of your car
lol

[MC Hammered]

The comments given so far in this thread to the OP car makes my introduction to r3v feel gracious in comparison.

[Stephen]

comming from a guy with honda racing stripes
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hahaha joking

coming from a guy with no e30
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hahaha not really joking

[doucy2]

I just finished all 11 pages of humor. Title is great 1st off. I don't like what's been done to the car. And I love all the witty comments. This is a fail in my book I'll subscribe. I'm surprised no one caught this yet...

Tissues WTF?

[TDE30]

^ That's likely the control unit for his air bag/hydraulic suspension. Note the cord.

Reminds me of a MySpace picture.

[doucy2]

^ That's likely the control unit for his air bag/hydraulic suspension. Note the cord.

Reminds me of a MySpace picture.

good call, i vote the box of tissues is probably in the car somewhere

[PhillyG]

And i totally did it on purpose to burn you. Glad to see you are having fun at your car's expense. May i suggest a more ghetto way to do it (even though it may not be possible)? Buy a honda and stop ruining what are soon to be classic cars. Do you see people with classics doing what you are doing? ever see someone with a classic actually put a set of 300 dollar rims on it? or put sideskirts on their car before they were painted? i have. they live in very low income areas, they want to fit into a "scene" and thay don't know how to restore or build a car using the right steps.
here they are (I think I have done this before)

1. make a list of the things you need to fix and fix them first
2. make a list of upgrades and don't put them on until they match the car and are complete.
3. don't skimp on lesser parts due to money. Save and search.
4. Make your car how you want it, not how everyone else wants it.

i cannot believe you are happy with the condition of your car compared to 4 pictures down. I just can't. if you are, you must be that rare breed of person I mentioned earlier in this post.

How is what he did any different than say e-rich or erik mahle. Although I do believe they beat the shit out of them in a good goood goooooood way. ;)

[Fidhle007]

How is what he did any different than say e-rich or erik mahle. Although I do believe they beat the shit out of them in a good goood goooooood way. ;)

Their cars have been maintained and upgraded to suit a certain purpose. This has ugly bits ziptied to it and needs a valve adjustment.