Rollin' on Haterade

[SpasticDwarf]

Why is your bumper crooked? Forget some bolts?

Yeah.

[SpasticDwarf]

actually, you coulda done a better job painting those. even if it's just for "fun"

I actually did a proper prep and primer- the fluorescent paint is really hard to lay on evenly, as it's partly semi-transparent. Whats behind it plays a large role. I ran out of primer before hitting the inside of the spokes, so the flourescent paint didn't show up there. I agree though, the paint came out sub par- but it was the best I could do with what I had.

Love the wheels.
Like the car.
Love the photography skills.

Hate the dooshbag attitude.

What'd I do that's douchebaggish?

[GeneParmesan]

He does, but we've already established that our little Spastic didnt get enough hugs as a kid. I'm more entertained by the dumbdies like stereomotional that get drawn to these kind of threads.

I say we ignore Spastic and focus on the idiots. I think in due time Spastic will seek out new friends elsewhere.

wE not all idiots n hear mr...

[Optimator]

Why is your bumper crooked? Forget some bolts?

You are one to talk.

[stereomotional]

fuck off man, what the hell is so entertaining about guys like me?? im not a fucking bmw prick like everyone else that knows everything off the top of my head about every bmw ever?

[uofom3]

Love the wheels.
Like the car.
Love the photography skills.

Hate the dooshbag attitude.

[T3rd Ferguson]

actually, you coulda done a better job painting those. even if it's just for "fun"

[notoriousracing]

Why is your bumper crooked? Forget some bolts?

[Mtriple]

You don't?

He does, but we've already established that our little Spastic didnt get enough hugs as a kid. I'm more entertained by the dumbdies like stereomotional that get drawn to these kind of threads.

I say we ignore Spastic and focus on the idiots. I think in due time Spastic will seek out new friends elsewhere.

[e30s52]

A hoopty

1. hoopty 368 up, 21 down
Basically, a piece of shit car. Usually cheap and/or broken down. Can be any size, make or model, but must (or should) be embarrassing to drive for some reason, such as when you bump the stereo all the plastic "effects" you have hot-glued to the exterior rattle, instantly betraying the cheapness of your bling.

A hoopty can be anything from a '78 Cadillac Brogham with the panels missing in front of the brake lights (but replaced on only one side with duct tape), to a fine purple two-year old Hyundai Elantra with three spinner hubcaps and a vanity plate that reads BBY GRL.

The term has also been used in certain circles as an insult to one's boy or girlfriend, as in scrub or hoochie mama.
1. Can you believe he be gettin' all mad whenever somebody lean up against his old stupid hoopty.

2. I can see now you ain't nothin' but a hoopty.

[Majjic]

good job.

keep it going!

[stereomotional]

lol?

[e30s52]

/\ It can be both.

[SpasticDwarf]

/\ O I see. Your a VW hoopty.

A hooptie is a car, not a person.

[e30s52]

/\ O I see. Your a VW hoopty.