Project Meat-flange - an Australian story that doesn't involve Nicole Fucking Kidman

[Il Duce]

oh shit yes.

[iamsam]

interesting thread, mate.

Easy now on the M42 though, some of us have a soft spot for that motor! ;)

[Dirtbleed]

$3.89 usd

[FredK]

Are those wristyz $5AUD? What's that in USD.

[Wh33lhop]

I'll do my best to try and turn this pile of cat vomit into something worthy of multi-syllable words and golden showers from Scarlett Johanssen.

Win. This thread delivers, extra validation, etc

[ikkitousen]

Here is my application for Pork Hunt Motorsports:

Dear Sir,


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DAMN REJECTION LETTERS!!!

[ikkitousen]

... I have decided that I like the BMW more than my girlfriend at the moment so it will get my money. I like how the BMW doesn't bleed once a month - it just slowly weeps a bit of oil and I can still use it while it is weeping oil.

Most EPIC fucking Quote EVAR!!!

You Sir, Fuckin WIN!
Chirst on a cricket pitch, I was fuckin crying I was laughin so damn hard!

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DAMN GIVE THAT MAN A CIGAR!!!

[Iain]

Thanks guys.

I'll do my best to try and turn this pile of cat vomit into something worthy of multi-syllable words and golden showers from Scarlett Johanssen.

Where does one find an application to join Pork Hunt Motorsport? I feel i'm very suited for it!

Are you special?


How special?


Real special?

This special*?




*We let Condors The Cripple out of his cage every now and again... Judging by what I've seen on here, I have a suspicion he is somehow related to Blunt.

[red325]

excellent thread sir

[machined]

Love the idea for sex toy strewn interior. Pink dildo wiper/turn signal stalks ftw!

[stevofthahill]

I was laughing the entire time I read this thread. Interested to see how this plays out.

[MR 325]

Great thread, would read again!

[Firestorm]

Where does one find an application to join Pork Hunt Motorsport? I feel i'm very suited for it!

[Iain]

Thanks guys.

Ordered my HIDs and a new boss kit yesterday.

Doing some extra work this weekend to pay for a full E36 318ti rear cradle. I basically stumbled onto the rear cradle by accident and while I wasn't planning on spending anything on the E30 before February, I have decided that I like the BMW more than my girlfriend at the moment so it will get my money. I like how the BMW doesn't bleed once a month - it just slowly weeps a bit of oil and I can still use it while it is weeping oil.

Found a cheap M52, too. Needs some lovin' so I'm thinking of grabbing it now and leaving it in the garage for a few months before rubbing it tenderly, playing Barry White to it and then dose its arse with Rohypnol, big cams and extra compression.

[Ray Smoodiver]

That dingo stole my M20!