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    this thread needs sparknotes!!!!
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      Originally posted by whatt18yahoo View Post
      i understand you're always looking for sex tips but learn them from your camel or raping-monkey porn okay?
      Goin to work, but I thought I would throw this in there since wyatt is telling people to go watch porn to excite themselves.

      Originally posted by whatt18yahoo View Post
      ok i'm drunk right now - long night with guiness and a package of offbrand peanut butter oreos, and i can't understand anything thats going on. i'm going to go have my breakfast - a salad -with redbull dressing, an orange, and some porn, i'l see what i can do to make sense of this.

      damn squirrels
      This was posted 2/16/10 at 11:41AM.
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      Originally posted by george graves
      If people keep quoting me in their sig, I'm going to burn this motherfucker down.

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        Originally posted by m3clutch View Post
        this thread needs sparknotes!!!!

        this thread has come to amaze me, i mean it has had some very mixed posts ranging from insults to compliments to criticism to clarification to some posts i have yet to be able to describe. whats intereasting is that this thread is like heroin to an addict, no matter how much you hate it you keep coming back. lol i mean i have over 1000 posts on here and over 25000 views and it's only been up since august.

        heres the cliff notes

        e34 her name is natalie
        m20 with an E crank and E rods I pistons I head

        has full suspension

        getting turbo and MTI (multi-throttle intake)

        getting megasquirt

        intercooler is HUGE

        OP (myself) doesn't care what anyone thinks of my build

        Bin_jammin = Gay douchebag

        Fidhle = Bin_jammin's gay lover (they're getting married and trying to have a little banjo of their own) [banjo would be their gay-love child]

        OP (myself) loves guiness

        aptyp = good people

        bishop = good people

        lof8 = good people

        godfather = good people

        travis = good friend but can be a dick especially when drunk

        travis is a good friend of mine that helps when beer is supplied

        godfather has awesome machineshop at an airport

        OP = drunk or tired 90% of time

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          Originally posted by PeaveyBassist View Post
          Goin to work, but I thought I would throw this in there since wyatt is telling people to go watch porn to excite themselves.



          This was posted 2/16/10 at 11:41AM.

          that was referencing a 1.8 i think damn meth riddled squirrels make the 318 move

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            Originally posted by Bill Allin

            Turning It Around: Causes and Cures for Today's Epidemic Social Problems, a guidebook for parents and teachers so they can learn the essential streams of child development and attend to them all so that weaknesses such as ignorance never gain hold.Learn more at


            You Can't Win This Argument

            It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.- William G. McAdoo,
            US industrialist, lawyer, & politician (1863 - 1941)

            Walking away from an argument when you know you're right is right up there among the most difficult things we can do.

            However, remaining to argue when there is no possibility of winning qualifies as questionable judgment. Arguing with an ignorant man is one of those unwinnable fights.

            This is "ignorant" in the sense of "not knowing," not in the more commonly used meaning of "rude."

            An adult who knows very little about anything grew up fighting an uphill battle. With no wealth of information at his disposal he had to depend on his wits to win anything.

            Experience would teach him that winning with his wits would be very difficult because wit can't substitute for verifiable facts for long in a debate, even a friendly one. He learned that the best way to win any argument (in his mind) was to dig in his heels and maintain his position even when the burden of fact weighed heavily against him.

            Winning an argument in the mind of such a person means being the last man standing, not defeating the enemy on the basis of well presented set of data. He knows from abundant experience that if he can't win on the basis of fact, he can be the last man in the debate with dogged persistence at maintaining his position.

            In North America, for example, a smoker who argues in favour of his continuing to smoke is such a person. Facts such as that tobacco contains poisons, that it contributes to the premature deaths of thousands each year and compromises the health of countless more, that's its socially offensive to a majority of people or that cigarette smoke permeates upholstery and remains there for ages to stink up furniture mean nothing to him.

            He will maintain that it's his fundamental civil right to smoke and that smoking gives him enjoyment. Nothing will knock him off that pedestal, even if governments and supreme courts rule that we have no right to kill ourselves slowly or to kill others with second hand smoke, or even to offend others with the smoke residue of our habit.

            What the ignorant man believes is the foundation on which he has built his meagre life.

            You can't shake him from that foundation by argument, no matter how valid the data, because without that foundation he would have to admit that his life is worthless. No one will admit to that readily.

            The best advice for situations when you see a discussion heading for argument because one party holds firmly to a position based on belief rather than on fact is to walk away from it. The ignorant person won't hold your position against you later.

            And you discovered something about that person that working with him for years might not have revealed. You discovered his Achilles' heel, his vulnerability.

            Even a good, honourable and charitable man may have this weakness. Whether you exploit this and kick the foundation of his life out from under him is your choice. If you choose to take advantage of this weakness, be prepared to deal with the consequences of what will be a destroyed life, even if the destruction happens in private.
            Edit: not saying to walk away from this argument. It's too entertaining.
            Last edited by constructor; 02-18-2010, 05:40 PM.

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              Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber View Post
              He could be a Chinaman! It don’t matter!
              dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.
              past:
              1989 325is (learner shitbox)
              1986 325e (turbo dorito)
              1991 318ic (5-lug ITB)
              1985 323i baur
              current:
              1995 M3 (suspension, 17x9/255-40, borla)

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                i'm italian danish norweigan and korean

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                  Originally posted by whatt18yahoo View Post
                  i'm italian danish norweigan and korean
                  shut the fuck up, donny.
                  past:
                  1989 325is (learner shitbox)
                  1986 325e (turbo dorito)
                  1991 318ic (5-lug ITB)
                  1985 323i baur
                  current:
                  1995 M3 (suspension, 17x9/255-40, borla)

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                    Originally posted by weaksauce View Post
                    fuck, fuck, fuckidy, fuck, fuck my life i just wasted partof my life reading this retard shit and couldn't stop. it's like watching a train wreck happen. but the wreck is a retard on a bicycle riding into a tunnel.
                    i was 20 minutes late too work because i couldn't stop reading.
                    Originally posted by Lof8
                    4 doors allow you to transport more whores.
                    therefore, their value is much greater.
                    Down to: 89 aw2 332i/4/5 , 70 Sahara 2002

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                      Originally posted by dk View Post
                      dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.
                      Originally posted by dk View Post
                      shut the fuck up, donny.
                      Finally something in this thread recently that made me laugh pretty damn hard.

                      PM me for detailing services in the Longmont / Boulder Area in Colorado!
                      Originally posted by DTM190
                      "fuck the kangaroo dude, his toilet water swirls the wrong way anyway, plus i never liked crocodile dundee or Steve Irwin and vegemite tastes like shit"

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                        Does anyone else get the uncontrollable urge to slap the OP each time he mentions Guinness.

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                          Originally posted by Bishop View Post
                          Finally something in this thread recently that made me laugh pretty damn hard.

                          Person in your Avatar...

                          Black man: …AC Transit
                          Bruso: Let’s get back to business. How much you charge me for a spit-shine?
                          Black man: what?
                          Bruso: How much you charge me for my Stacy Adams? I’m going to a funeral on Friday…You said you… [note: Stacy Adams are a brand of shoe.]
                          Black man: Did you get what I said just now?
                          Bruso: Yes
                          Black man: Why a brother gotta spit-shine your shoes?
                          Bruso: You offered!
                          Black man: I didn’t offer you shit.
                          Bruso: What’d you just say when you walked by me?
                          Black man: I said why, why a fuckin’ brother gotta spit-shine your shoes?
                          Bruso: You don’t have to!
                          Black man: Why a white man can’t spit-shine –
                          Bruso: [interrupting] – It could be a Chinaman! It don’t matter!
                          Black man: Look dude…
                          Bruso: I ain’t prejudice! What? You think I’m prejudice!

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                            Less retarded comments, more half assed humorous build pictures.
                            1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMS

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                              Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber View Post
                              Person in your Avatar...
                              lol I'm well aware of the connection Farbin. It was good, I gigl'd, but I haven't seen The Big Lebowski in a long time, so Dk's comments kinda hit a sweet spot since I love that movie.

                              PM me for detailing services in the Longmont / Boulder Area in Colorado!
                              Originally posted by DTM190
                              "fuck the kangaroo dude, his toilet water swirls the wrong way anyway, plus i never liked crocodile dundee or Steve Irwin and vegemite tastes like shit"

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                                Originally posted by whatt18yahoo View Post
                                perhaps but that massive leak is not good for cooling. i'd suggest bubblegum and maskingtape.
                                What leak?
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