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    courtesy of urbandictionary.com (a site i use often to decipher what you people say)

    this is definition 2 i'm pasting it here because i find it interesting that the e30 is exlicitly and specifically mentioned in the definition.

    A car that is meant to look like a race car, but seriously isn't. The term is largely used in the E30 community.

    Typically used towards a person known as Dropped325i (see example below)
    Originally Posted by Eurospeed88 :
    Listen, ricetard. Take that stripped-down, riced-out, shit-kitted, weight-reduced, carbon-clad, ghetto-wired, ebay coilover-dropped, automatic pile of junkyard parts with the paper hood and the strut bar that looks like it was a Pabst Blue Ribbon can swallowed by a frat guy then shit out the next morning, strap in with your FUH RAZE spine-crushing race harness, point that 2.5 liters of unbridled SOHC German bronzit fury at the nearest rigid stationary object, and stomp down on the loud pedal as hard as your backwater inbred calf muscles will allow, and take a sugar frosted **** into the next life, because you and your car are the ****ing joke of the E30 community.


    heres the first definition

    To modify your street car with go-fast race parts or other setups which hold little to no value to the driver, but is good for posing. This is especially popular in the BMW E30 community. Similar to rice, except trying to look like a track rat instead of a street racer.

    btw, it can be used sarcastically by people who are actually upgrading their stuff for good reasons in jest towards the people who do it solely for looks.
    Man I just deleted my high beams!!! And took out my passenger seat!

    Dude, that's so FUH RAZE!!!

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      if i ever do drag race my car line locks are good for staging. simple as that. plus it'll be better for my MASSIVE BURNOUTS you all seem to love so much lol. oh and i could always use them for a parking brake - i WON'T but i COULD

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          Listen, whatt18yahoo. Take that stripped-down, riced-out, shit-kitted, weight-reduced, carbon-clad, ghetto-wired, ebay coilover-dropped, automatic pile of junkyard parts with the paper hood and the strut bar that looks like it was a Pabst Blue Ribbon can swallowed by a frat guy then shit out the next morning, strap in with your FUH RAZE spine-crushing race harness, point that 2.5 liters of unbridled SOHC German bronzit fury at the nearest rigid stationary object, and stomp down on the loud pedal as hard as your backwater inbred calf muscles will allow, and take a sugar frosted **** into the next life, because you and your car are the ****ing joke of the E30 community.

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            I feel like I've read that somewhere before.

            1988 Bronzitbeige Metallic 325e 2-door S50 turbo (OO=( )=OO)
            2008 VW Rabbit
            1991 Audi 200 20vtq Wagon

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              Originally posted by structured View Post
              Listen, whatt18yahoo. Take that stripped-down, riced-out, shit-kitted, weight-reduced, carbon-clad, ghetto-wired, ebay coilover-dropped, automatic pile of junkyard parts with the paper hood and the strut bar that looks like it was a Pabst Blue Ribbon can swallowed by a frat guy then shit out the next morning, strap in with your FUH RAZE spine-crushing race harness, point that 2.5 liters of unbridled SOHC German bronzit fury at the nearest rigid stationary object, and stomp down on the loud pedal as hard as your backwater inbred calf muscles will allow, and take a sugar frosted **** into the next life, because you and your car are the ****ing joke of the E30 community.


              lol great use of misquoting. lol

              Originally posted by BimmerTim View Post
              I feel like I've read that somewhere before.

              i know, right???

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                Originally posted by gazellebeigem3 View Post

                it's like looking in a mirror


                damn it ... maybe i am george clooney

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                  Originally posted by whowhatwhere View Post
                  What is going on in here. Is the op trying to build a recordsetter m20?
                  Yes. With E-Bay parts. The only thing oneoff about his build is the hack job ITB setup. It will never beat any record put down buy the full oneoff m20s.
                  Originally posted by Beej '86 325es
                  every time an M-tech 1 spoiler is destroyed, a baby seal dies.
                  Originally posted by Jparkr
                  The last thing we need are more of the retards on here thinking they are engineers too.
                  87 325:83 jetta coupe:99 volvo c70:99 volvo s70

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                    Originally posted by whatt18yahoo View Post
                    figures the only thing you can drive is a vespa, thats what 9 DUI's for you?
                    Actually I don't drink, and haven't for years. I lost a ton of weight when I stopped, so you can take that as advice, tubbs. I also have a clean driving record. I've owned more than 80 cars in my time, the current stable is E30 318i, e34 535i, e39 528i, and 1965 Cadillac Calais hardtop. If I came across a vespa in good shape I'd probably pick it up, paint it pink, and flip it to someone for good bucks.

                    Originally posted by whatt18yahoo View Post
                    courtesy of urbandictionary.com (a site i use often to decipher what you people say)

                    this is definition 2 i'm pasting it here because i find it interesting that the e30 is exlicitly and specifically mentioned in the definition.

                    A car that is meant to look like a race car, but seriously isn't. The term is largely used in the E30 community.

                    Typically used towards a person known as Dropped325i (see example below)
                    Originally Posted by Eurospeed88 :
                    Listen, ricetard. Take that stripped-down, riced-out, shit-kitted, weight-reduced, carbon-clad, ghetto-wired, ebay coilover-dropped, automatic pile of junkyard parts with the paper hood and the strut bar that looks like it was a Pabst Blue Ribbon can swallowed by a frat guy then shit out the next morning, strap in with your FUH RAZE spine-crushing race harness, point that 2.5 liters of unbridled SOHC German bronzit fury at the nearest rigid stationary object, and stomp down on the loud pedal as hard as your backwater inbred calf muscles will allow, and take a sugar frosted **** into the next life, because you and your car are the ****ing joke of the E30 community.


                    heres the first definition

                    To modify your street car with go-fast race parts or other setups which hold little to no value to the driver, but is good for posing. This is especially popular in the BMW E30 community. Similar to rice, except trying to look like a track rat instead of a street racer.

                    btw, it can be used sarcastically by people who are actually upgrading their stuff for good reasons in jest towards the people who do it solely for looks.
                    Man I just deleted my high beams!!! And took out my passenger seat!

                    Dude, that's so FUH RAZE!!!
                    And that's so you.

                    The funny thing is that you think your ebay parts are going to be breaking records, as if you were the only retard on earth hunting junkyards and ebay.

                    Idiot.

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                      Originally posted by Bin_jammin View Post
                      Actually I don't drink, and haven't for years. I lost a ton of weight when I stopped, so you can take that as advice, tubbs. I also have a clean driving record. I've owned more than 80 cars in my time, the current stable is E30 318i, e34 535i, e39 528i, and 1965 Cadillac Calais hardtop. If I came across a vespa in good shape I'd probably pick it up, paint it pink, and flip it to someone for good bucks.



                      And that's so you.

                      The funny thing is that you think your ebay parts are going to be breaking records, as if you were the only retard on earth hunting junkyards and ebay.

                      Idiot.
                      Wow, you are really pricking it up today aren't you? Count to 10 or something.
                      Yours truly,
                      Rich
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                      Originally posted by Rigmaster
                      you kids get off my lawn.....

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                        bin didn't get to molest any little boys this week so hes a little cwanky. he needs to go get some porn.

                        youporn.com (free FTW)

                        bin-
                        seriously go get some jergens and go fuck yourself for like 3 days straight

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                          Virgin = No sex jokes

                          Capiche?

                          1988 Bronzitbeige Metallic 325e 2-door S50 turbo (OO=( )=OO)
                          2008 VW Rabbit
                          1991 Audi 200 20vtq Wagon

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                            Originally posted by BimmerTim View Post
                            Virgin = No sex jokes

                            Capiche?

                            not a virgin haven't been for a few years. please get with the pace.

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                              I don't buy it.

                              Also, family and pets don't count.

                              Pics of said v-card stealing linebacker or GTFO.

                              1988 Bronzitbeige Metallic 325e 2-door S50 turbo (OO=( )=OO)
                              2008 VW Rabbit
                              1991 Audi 200 20vtq Wagon

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                                You do set a very high pace. Pace yourself. Pace of that of a turtle as the turtle always wins the race. Come to think of it you kinda look like a turtle.



                                "Its preparations are concealed, not published. Its mistakes are buried not headlined. Its dissenters are silenced, not praised. No expenditure is questioned, no rumor is printed, no secret is revealed."

                                John F. Kennedy

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