"Your Momma"

[TooTall90]

yo momma soo fat she plays hopscotch like this, LA, Detroit, Miami, NY......

yo mommas gum soo black she spits out chocolate milk....

yo momma soo fat i had to roll over twice to get over her when we were finished last nite...

lol

[StereoInstaller1]

Yo momma is so fat she developed severe Type-2 diabetes and had to have her leg removed due to atheroma developing in her femoral artery

now THAT is sick

[Peterkaczynski]

OT
Whats the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne waits till your 13 to come onto your face.....
/OT

[Axxe]

is so nasty that after your Daddy died, she put his ashes in a pot of chili just so he could "tear dat azz up one mo time".

Epic win.

[Collin]

Yo momma is so fat she developed severe Type-2 diabetes and had to have her leg removed due to atheroma developing in her femoral artery

[Alkasquawlik]

yo momma got one big titty and one lil titty so they call that bitch biggie smalls.

[Atreus]

tear that ass up was the best one. lmao.

[dashboardmonkey]

Yo momma so ugly she gotta sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.

[325_e30]

Yo mama is so fat that she accidentally the whole world.

i LOL'D

[scabzzzz]

OT
Whats the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne waits till your 13 to come onto your face.....
/OT

[wagonizzle]

Yo mama is so fat that she accidentally the whole world.

wat

[xwill112x]

yo mama's like a moped, only fun to ride when no one's watching ;)

[IRON-E]

Yo mamma's is so fat she uses pillow cases as socks!

[hugh jass]

yo mama so fat she bleeds gravy

yo mama so fat she has little fat mamas orbiting around her

[Danny]

Yo mama is so fat that she accidentally the whole world.