Dear god, this website is amazing

[Moto-Mucci]

Texts From Last Night

"(973): On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?"

"(925): Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
(1-925): Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through"

[hank_bukowski]

repots

[z31maniac]

Did you ever figure out how to make your car faster Mr. Bukowski?

[Moto-Mucci]

damn it. still amazing.

[hank_bukowski]

Did you ever figure out how to make your car faster Mr. Bukowski?

yah man i delated air filters, cut a belts, put sanpaper on the plugs so take black off

i foun out somwhere other form that if u put liquad smoak in the gas it clean out ur fuel filler

[Moto-Mucci]

go on..

[CreamE30]

lol the quadfest one was funny cause I was around the area. Makes me wonder. Hilarious shit

[Scotaku]

(859): Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
(502): Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?

[blunttech]

yah man i delated air filters, cut a belts, put sanpaper on the plugs so take black off

i foun out somwhere other form that if u put liquad smoak in the gas it clean out ur fuel filler

hank, you are the funniest mother fucker ever

[Peterkaczynski]

(775): Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
(1-775): What!?!?! How are you txting?!
(775): Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.

[z31maniac]

yah man i delated air filters, cut a belts, put sanpaper on the plugs so take black off

i foun out somwhere other form that if u put liquad smoak in the gas it clean out ur fuel filler

Sounds like you are on your path to one seriously fuh raze e30.

Keep us updated on your progress.

[Collin]

The Best:

(415): Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.

[Moto-Mucci]

(925): Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
(1-925): Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through

[Farbin Kaiber]

repots

I searched everywhere. I could not find the first time this was posted.

[PiercedE30]

(415): Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
(415): Recession joke.