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  • Surtr
    Advanced Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 177
    #16
    It looks like almost all the texts are from sorostitutes.
    '07 Female Miniature Dachshund, Long Hair Edition, Red.
    Mods so far: Reproduction delete kit, biweekly nail shortening.
    (Pics hopefully coming soon)

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      • tabasco
        E30 Modder
        • Mar 2006
        • 861
        #17
        ( 208 ): i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.

        (401): Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
        Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

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          • PiercedE30
            R3V Elite
            • Apr 2005
            • 4220
            #18
            Oh the ones from last night are AWESOME. Example:

            (704): the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
            My 2.9L Build!

            Originally posted by Ernest Hemingway
            There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely games.

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              • Moto-Mucci
                R3VLimited
                • Oct 2008
                • 2058
                #19
                Originally posted by PiercedE30
                Oh the ones from last night are AWESOME. Example:
                ...they're all 'from last night.'

                Hence the title....Texts From Last Night :???:

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                  • e30frosh
                    R3VLimited
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 2170
                    #20
                    This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle

                    Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
                    Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
                    Lobsterbacks attack the town again
                    Wrap all my things in aluminum
                    Beams of darkness streak across the sky
                    Pink rays from the ancient satellite
                    Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
                    Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.

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                      • PiercedE30
                        R3V Elite
                        • Apr 2005
                        • 4220
                        #21
                        Originally posted by Mucci
                        ...they're all 'from last night.'

                        Hence the title....Texts From Last Night :???:
                        I know, but I had the website pulled up when I put my computer in sleep mode last night, so I just hit refresh on it this morning and blam-o.
                        My 2.9L Build!

                        Originally posted by Ernest Hemingway
                        There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely games.

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                          • Miasma
                            R3VLimited
                            • Apr 2007
                            • 2009
                            #22
                            (310): dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
                            (323): no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
                            (310): oh, so thats why my junks red.
                            (323): wow. cant help you there...

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                              • OOMPH!
                                No R3VLimiter
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 3487
                                #23
                                (317): Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.

                                lol wtf!

                                SOLD: My feature http://www.stanceworks.com/2012/04/a...ss-bmw-e30-m3/

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                                  • Moto-Mucci
                                    R3VLimited
                                    • Oct 2008
                                    • 2058
                                    #24
                                    (815): Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
                                    (630): It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.

                                    hahaha totally his dick.

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                                      • Moto-Mucci
                                        R3VLimited
                                        • Oct 2008
                                        • 2058
                                        #25
                                        HAHAHAHAHA

                                        (214): btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
                                        (214): i owe you one
                                        (469): thanks for snagging those panties for me

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                                          • Miasma
                                            R3VLimited
                                            • Apr 2007
                                            • 2009
                                            #26
                                            (248 ): If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.

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                                              • Miasma
                                                R3VLimited
                                                • Apr 2007
                                                • 2009
                                                #27
                                                (775): Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
                                                (1-775): What!?!?! How are you txting?!
                                                (775): Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.

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