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    #31
    Holy crap this thread is crazy. The funny part about racism, the people who aren't racist can talk about this and laugh, and the people who are racist take all this personally.

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      #32
      Originally posted by TooTall90 View Post
      isn't it weird how most all white people have and arsenal of racist jokes at their disposal, whether they are racist or not, but then you ask any black/spanish/chinese person to tell you a racist joke about white people and they either cant think of one or say one that you heard before?
      i wonder why.....

      well i guess we have to settle for being better at basketball/dancing/math.

      /rant lol

      I attend a historically black school, and let me tell you something about no racial remarks... There's a reason you can't come up with a joke, and it's because you do not intend for your slander to be funny. Katt Williams and Chappelle (and every "King" of comedy) seem to have made careers on this.


      Being in engineering department, don't get me started on being good at math. No wonder all my math teachers were commies and Indians.


      Cary on...


      What's the difference between Simba and Obama?

      ...

      One is an African Lion, other is a Lyin' African.

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        #33
        What, who me?
        I'm Not Right in the Head | Random Rants and other Nonsense1st Order Logic Failure: Association fallacy, this type of fallacy can be expressed as (∃xS : φ(x)) → (∀xS : φ(x)), meaning "if there exists any x in the set S so that a property φ is true for x, then for all x in S the property φ must be true".

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          #34
          Originally posted by Naplm00 View Post

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            #35
            What did Kermit the Frog say after testing positive for the swine flu?





































































            That bitch told me she was clean!
            Originally posted by Simon S
            When a dream is a dream for too long - it becomes a fantasy..

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              #36

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                #37
                ^^^epic fucking win.

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                  #38
                  you know what's great about a mexican jew?

                  he'll steal your bike from you and sell it back to you with interest

                  Originally posted by ROLLingKING
                  i have a bronzit and plan on making it look sweet.
                  Originally posted by slammin.e28
                  Moral of this story?

                  If you drive your e30 on stairs, you're gonna have a bad time.

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                    #39
                    about my post earlier, i guess i should not expect the "not seriousness" to be apperant in plain text, shouldve added more lol's i guess. i just thought it was really interesting, most racist jokes wont get me butthurt. sure dave chapelle and george lopez talk about white people, like "white man cant jump" jokes, i just rarely if ever hear watercooler type jokes like the ones in this thread.

                    again i am just posting this to clarify the mood in my earlier post, i kno better than to take anything in Off Topic section too seriously.
                    Strategic Alpine Command:...sig loading

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                      #40
                      had a black friend of mine tell me this the other day...

                      "why dont black people like cruises?"













                      "because we arent falling for that shit again!"
                      Now look, I am not evil. My loan officer said so.

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                        #41
                        Originally posted by TooTall90 View Post
                        about my post earlier, i guess i should not expect the "not seriousness" to be apperant in plain text, shouldve added more lol's i guess. i just thought it was really interesting, most racist jokes wont get me butthurt. sure dave chapelle and george lopez talk about white people, like "white man cant jump" jokes, i just rarely if ever hear watercooler type jokes like the ones in this thread.

                        again i am just posting this to clarify the mood in my earlier post, i kno better than to take anything in Off Topic section too seriously.
                        That is pretty true, I will admit i've never heard it the other way around, unless it was from some one like Chapelle, or Paul Mooney. Lol, one of the funniest things i've seen was Paul Mooney at Caroline's in NYC during the late show. My friend and I were the only white people there, and man was it hilarious.

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                          #42
                          The way I see it, jokes are don't discriminate, every race, religion, people group, car make has them, so why let it offend you.

                          If it's funny, you're most likely going to laugh, it's just that simple!

                          My question is, if black guys greet each other with a smile and "What up my n¡gga!?" How come it's off limits for everyone else? I say we change that!

                          On that note;

                          What's the difference between and black man and a pizza?




























                          A pizza can feed a family!


                          WTB: e30 in So Cal

                          Originally posted by downernsp
                          See I was young too but wtf is up with these perves that know damb well they are manipullating females wiyh all their promises and words.

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                            #43
                            Originally posted by thearkitekt View Post
                            had a black friend of mine tell me this the other day...

                            "why dont black people like cruises?"













                            "because we arent falling for that shit again!"
                            ahahhahaha

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                              #44
                              Originally posted by Stephen View Post
                              ahahhahaha
                              x2.

                              Some new ones in here. Funny shit.
                              Originally posted by z31maniac
                              I just hate everyone.

                              No need for discretion.

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                                #45
                                Why aren't there any Hispanics on Star Trek?????????










                                Cuz they don't work in the future either!
                                sigpic

                                WTB: yer sisters underpants

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