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    #1

    Today's lesson....

    lesson learned today: Never try to shoot back at the cops while trying to hide the fact that you are carrying a gun, so you put the gun under your armpit and shoot backwards at the cops, all while running...you know why? you end up shooting yourself, what a dumbass
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    #2
    That's funny, what kind of work do you do?

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      #3
      I'm going to need some more details in this currently PA only thread.
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      Originally posted by Cabriolet
      With 73k+ post, you'd think he'd have learned a little about life.

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        #4
        I work in a local ER. Dude was running because he didn't wanna get arrested for parking tickets....Just shows how smart people are.
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          #5
          Interesting thread.
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            #6
            Wow.....this makes sense...I'm getting locked up with huge charges when I would of just got my hand slapped and prolly a fine for the gun. What a douche.


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              #7
              What an idiot.
              -Andy

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                #8
                what a fucking dolt

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                  #9
                  Too bad I don't shoot at cops.
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                    #10
                    Don't put your wedding ring on your pecker
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                    05 Subaru Outback XT 5spd
                    87 BMW 325is
                    a few bicycles

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                      #11
                      In what fucking states do you get arrested for parking tickets? In CA they boot you after 5 delinquent tickets. And then tow 72 hours later if you don't pay for the boot fee + all outstanding tickets.
                      tasty

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by s0urce View Post
                        In what fucking states do you get arrested for parking tickets? In CA they boot you after 5 delinquent tickets. And then tow 72 hours later if you don't pay for the boot fee + all outstanding tickets.
                        In PA. It happened to my friend. Showed up for a court date on a moving violation and keep had about $800 unpaid parking tickets. He spent a day or two in jail.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by RobE30 View Post
                          Don't put your wedding ring on your pecker
                          Someone with a tiny dick I guess.
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                            #14
                            Apparently this guy watched too much TV. I vaguely remember seeing the "gun under the armpit" move on one of those slapstick comedy movies.
                            In what fucking states do you get arrested for parking tickets?
                            Virginia is one of them. I knew a guy who was summoned to court for his outstanding tickets. He missed his court date twice and then got arrested when he went to renew his license.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by z31maniac View Post
                              Someone with a tiny dick I guess.
                              They had to use bolt cutters to cut the ring off.... I missed the whole deal but heard about from one of the Dr's the next day. Genious!
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                              05 Subaru Outback XT 5spd
                              87 BMW 325is
                              a few bicycles

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