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Top 25 Quotes from Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson

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    #16
    Originally posted by 87e30 View Post
    I lol'd.
    ya. that ones best

    there are so many funny quotes

    when hammonds talking about how he likes to wash his own car with his family, clarkson says "ugh, do you live in a yogurt commercial?"

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      #17
      ".....however America does not understand sports cars."

      "If you so much as hit the tinyest little pebble (C4 Corvette), all your bones will break."

      "Now obviously on a smooth dry road like this the proposterously stiff ride isn't really much of a problem. But show the Corvette (C4) some water or a bump and it will put you on the wrong side of a flower bed."


      "Then there's the gear box which really feels like it belongs on a plow." Reffering to the Z06 Corvette

      "This is made by two fat blokes in Kentucky." Reffering to the ZR1 Corvette


      Clarkson is only a showman.
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        #18
        “It sounds like Barry White eating wasps.”
        One of my favorites.

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          #19
          Oh man, thats like the "Most Interesting Man In The World" quotes. Fucking classic comedy gold.



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            #20
            "M3 drivers have no friends"

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