Top 25 Quotes from Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson
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".....however America does not understand sports cars."
"If you so much as hit the tinyest little pebble (C4 Corvette), all your bones will break."
"Now obviously on a smooth dry road like this the proposterously stiff ride isn't really much of a problem. But show the Corvette (C4) some water or a bump and it will put you on the wrong side of a flower bed."
"Then there's the gear box which really feels like it belongs on a plow." Reffering to the Z06 Corvette
"This is made by two fat blokes in Kentucky." Reffering to the ZR1 Corvette
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"I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents. Charity is no part of the legislative duty of the [federal] government." ~ James Madison
"If you've got a business, you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen" Barack ObamaComment
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One of my favorites.“It sounds like Barry White eating wasps.”
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Oh man, thats like the "Most Interesting Man In The World" quotes. Fucking classic comedy gold.
Mariano
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-Talk to me when more sound comes from the induction than from the exhaust...
-Argentina........lo mas grande que hay.

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