So...this afternoon...I had to make a quick run into Cumberland Mall here in Atlanta. I generally try to avoid malls all together...especially this one.
Primary reason...there is a LOT of trashy looking people in that mall. It is sooooo scary!
So, I parked my BMW in the parking deck...on the level that does not have any direct entrance into the mall. This generally means that the lot is less crowded...and keeps the probability of getting door dings to a minimum.
Well..on my way back out to the car...I learned that some other people recognized the rather sparse population on this level of the parking deck. I noticed a security guard knocking on the passenger side window. Sure enough... a man starts climbing out of the vehicle...while pulling his pants up. That is when I noticed the girl sitting in the same passenger seat. I immediately started laughing. I mean, who goes to the mall parking lot to hook up...in a parked car?
So...the leason of today...
IF you want to knock boots with your girl...and you insist on doing it in your car...don't do it at in the parking deck at Cumberland Mall. The Security guard will bust you!
Primary reason...there is a LOT of trashy looking people in that mall. It is sooooo scary!
So, I parked my BMW in the parking deck...on the level that does not have any direct entrance into the mall. This generally means that the lot is less crowded...and keeps the probability of getting door dings to a minimum.
Well..on my way back out to the car...I learned that some other people recognized the rather sparse population on this level of the parking deck. I noticed a security guard knocking on the passenger side window. Sure enough... a man starts climbing out of the vehicle...while pulling his pants up. That is when I noticed the girl sitting in the same passenger seat. I immediately started laughing. I mean, who goes to the mall parking lot to hook up...in a parked car?
So...the leason of today...
IF you want to knock boots with your girl...and you insist on doing it in your car...don't do it at in the parking deck at Cumberland Mall. The Security guard will bust you!
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