Alright, I'm here.
Saw this at the midnight show last night, and was very, VERY impressed. Just about this whole movie is robot fight sequences, and they're LONG. There are a shitload of new Transformers, on both sides. The twin Autobots were fucking hilarious, I don't care how much of a black stereotype everyone keeps saying they are.
And adding Soundwave to the Decepticon side was AWESOME, even though you don't ever see him fight, he just stays out in space. But he does deploy the jaguar out of his chest, just like the old-school Soundwave. He's also voiced by the original voice actor who did Megatron.
Writing was pretty good. The only really annoying thing was Sam's mom, she was even more irritating than in the first one. There's a scene where she eats a whole bag of weed brownies, and becomes more obnoxious than a 14 year old girl who thinks she's hammered when all you gave her was O'Douls. And John Turturro is back, as a now-disgraced Sector7 agent, and is FUNNY AS HELL. Anyone who really appreciates John Turturro will love his role.
Ok, now onto the bitches. Megan Fox looks as hot as ever, except for when the closeups really focus on the lip job she had in between the first film and this one. Say whatever you want, she looked better without them done, and she kind of looks like a duck in some scenes. But damn, if she doesn't show a lot more skin this time around. Then there's the new girl, the chick that plays the girl/Decepticon trying to fuck/kill Sam. The girl that plays her is SUPER hot, and you get a seriously close-up shot of her lace-panty-clad ass while she's straddling Sam on his bed.
All in all? GO SEE IT. Put your snobby film-school fanboy critiquing aside, leave your over-analytical side at the door, and go have fun watching this movie. It was funny, awesome action, excellent effects, and a good action movie.
Oh, and THE FUCKING CONTSTRUCTICONS are in it!!!
Saw this at the midnight show last night, and was very, VERY impressed. Just about this whole movie is robot fight sequences, and they're LONG. There are a shitload of new Transformers, on both sides. The twin Autobots were fucking hilarious, I don't care how much of a black stereotype everyone keeps saying they are.
And adding Soundwave to the Decepticon side was AWESOME, even though you don't ever see him fight, he just stays out in space. But he does deploy the jaguar out of his chest, just like the old-school Soundwave. He's also voiced by the original voice actor who did Megatron.
Writing was pretty good. The only really annoying thing was Sam's mom, she was even more irritating than in the first one. There's a scene where she eats a whole bag of weed brownies, and becomes more obnoxious than a 14 year old girl who thinks she's hammered when all you gave her was O'Douls. And John Turturro is back, as a now-disgraced Sector7 agent, and is FUNNY AS HELL. Anyone who really appreciates John Turturro will love his role.
Ok, now onto the bitches. Megan Fox looks as hot as ever, except for when the closeups really focus on the lip job she had in between the first film and this one. Say whatever you want, she looked better without them done, and she kind of looks like a duck in some scenes. But damn, if she doesn't show a lot more skin this time around. Then there's the new girl, the chick that plays the girl/Decepticon trying to fuck/kill Sam. The girl that plays her is SUPER hot, and you get a seriously close-up shot of her lace-panty-clad ass while she's straddling Sam on his bed.
All in all? GO SEE IT. Put your snobby film-school fanboy critiquing aside, leave your over-analytical side at the door, and go have fun watching this movie. It was funny, awesome action, excellent effects, and a good action movie.
Oh, and THE FUCKING CONTSTRUCTICONS are in it!!!
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