Blonde at it again

[Kwaaahhh]

A blonde girl short on cash decides to go door to door looking for work. The first house she comes to she knocks on the door and a man answers. She asks the man if there is any kind of work that she might do to earn some extra cash. "Well... I was planning on painting my porch this weekend, already bought the paint it is in the garage... How much would you charge?" She tells the man $50 as she doesnt expect it will take her long, to which the man agrees seeing as he figures hes ripping this poor dumb girl off. An hour later the blonde knocks on the door and tells the man she is finished, and that she even put extra coats on since she had plenty of paint left. After being paid, she starts to walk away and turns around and says: "By the way, its a BMW not a porsche."

:p

[Charlie]

You found that on the back of the original window sticker for the e30, didn't you?

-Charlie

[SpecM]

repost in my life

tht joke is so 10 years ago

[daniel]

haha win

[lennon]

my boss was spraying lacquer one weekend in our shop (cabinet shop, we do a lot of spraying) with the the bay door open (no spray booth) on a nice windy day. we're in strip style building with like 10 shops. a guy next to us does A/C retrofits and shit on classic and exotic cars. tons of white lacquer was blowing out of the shop all day and landing all over the cars left parked outside. one was a white 964 turbo, the others i dont remember but they were classic american cars. funny shit. no one else was working since it was a weekend so it went unnoticed until monday when the guy showed up at his shop.

[mrsleeve]

old joke is very old

[Rennsport]

i think that's older than this one:

Whats the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
The pricks are on the inside

[bmwpower]

my boss was spraying lacquer one weekend in our shop (cabinet shop, we do a lot of spraying) with the the bay door open (no spray booth) on a nice windy day. we're in strip style building with like 10 shops. a guy next to us does A/C retrofits and shit on classic and exotic cars. tons of white lacquer was blowing out of the shop all day and landing all over the cars left parked outside. one was a white 964 turbo, the others i dont remember but they were classic american cars. funny shit. no one else was working since it was a weekend so it went unnoticed until monday when the guy showed up at his shop.

Not cool.....