Need a Good Laugh?

[kroberts]

I cant take credit for finding this. Read the "product description" and "about the author." The reviews are a reall hoot too!

Actually the reviews are the best part.

http://www.amazon.com/CONTROL-CHRISTIAN-MARRIAGES-PRIESTHOOD-CHILDREN/dp/1425992609/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1246221912&sr=1-1

[ak-]

I cant take credit for finding this. Read the "product description" and "about the author." The reviews are a reall hoot too!

Actually the reviews are the best part.

http://www.amazon.com/CONTROL-CHRIST...6221912&sr=1-1

ahahahah one of the reviews:

"WHENEVER I ACCIDENTALLY HIT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IN THE PAST, A LITTLE LIGHT WOULD COME ON. LITTLE DID I KNOW THAT LIGHT WAS JESUS TRYING TO GET AT MY BRAIN. BUT ONCE I LET HIM IN AND BURNED ALL MY BOOKS AND CONDOMS, I REALIZED THAT THE ONLY CHRISTIAN WAY TO WRITE IS IN ALL CAPS. OTHERWISE THE HOLY SPIRIT WON'T GET ACROSS TO ANYBODY!

THIS IS A FANTASTIC BOOK BUT MY BOOKSHELF IS A BIT SPARSE AS AFTER READING IT I BURNED ALL MY OTHER BOOKS, INCLUDING THE BIBLES AS THEY WERE WRITTEN PARTIALLY IN LOWERCASE LETTERS, OR AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, THE DEVIL'S RUNES. CAN ANYONE RECOMMEND ME A GOOD ALLCAPS BIBLE?"

[325_e30]

i love crazy religious people. they provide the lulz

[e30e]

I actually met this person, she is a true nut job. She tried to sue my school for being racist against her even though she failed to show up to work three days in a row.

[Bimmersmith]

Epic fail

[xwill112x]

she did it for teh lulz

[SpecM]

I'm a relatively conservative Christian and a religious person, and I'm appalled by people like this

Way to REALLY distort the Bible, nut job

People like this give decent, non-crazy religious people a bad rap, even if you don't agree with them (us)

[der affe]

I actually met this person, she is a true nut job. She tried to sue my school for being racist against her even though she failed to show up to work three days in a row.

oh no! is she from AZ?

[Collin]

29% of Amazon users bought watchmen after viewing that.

[e30slut]

wow

lame

[HiTheNameIsBJ]

648 Pages jesus christ, and it all goes like this:

YES: GOD KNOWS YOU HEART AND GOD KNOWS YOUR INTENTIONS BUT>>> THE VERY ACT AND THOUGHT OF BIRTH CONTROLING> IN A CHRISTIAN MARRIAGE: HAS ROBB GOD AND THE CHURCH OF MANY PRIESTHOOD CHILDREN

The whole f'ing thing is caps lock. The bitch didn't even proof read the first sentance

[Peterkaczynski]

hahahahahha

[xLibelle]

29% of Amazon users bought watchmen after viewing that.

LOL thats a good one

[Charlie]

I'm a relatively conservative Christian and a religious person, and I'm appalled by people like this

Way to REALLY distort the Bible, nut job

People like this give decent, non-crazy religious people a bad rap, even if you don't agree with them (us)

I've noticed there's a lot of things I like or enjoy, that I absolutely hate the fanbase for.

Pearl Jam fans and Christians are on that list.

-Charlie

[TexasTerp]

I'm a conservative Catholic and I despise people like this, there is no good that can come from these type of people. They give true Christians a bad name.

I've noticed there's a lot of things I like or enjoy, that I absolutely hate the fanbase for.

Pearl Jam fans and Fanatical, Extremist Christians are on that list.

-Charlie

Fixed