God is great, beer is good... and people are crazy

[e30slut]

anyway, this is the only place i'm comfortable telling horror stories..

im driving down the feeder road of the beltway in houston around 12noon.. Having a blast in my e30 as we all do with the windows down and 93Q up. My exhaust has a nice little note due to a convieniently place rust hole in the muffla.. (lol muffla)

So a mexican guy pulls next to me in a camry thats about 2 generations old and is full of babies and women... Looks at me like im slow and takes off on the green light. I accelerate swiftly but not ass fast and he gets aggressive and hits the gas and guns in front of me and cuts me off... Im like "jackass, thinks he can handle this bav tech..." and so at the next light i school him and he gets whooped but this time I dont go over the speed limit. He proceeds as if I really wanna race so he passes me up and keeps going. *RED LIGHT* he keeps goin as if he knows the light is gonna turn green.

so on the intersection a guy has a brand new audi A3 3.2 friggin loaded with everything... so he's test driving it and you can hear his exhaust a mile away.
hes driving --> while were driving ^ so basicly hes driving east while were driving straight ahead.

meanwhile dude in the toyata keeps on truckin at bout 60 in a 45.

BOOM t-boned like a mother fuck and mexican baby 1 flies out the window (unharmed) and mexican baby 2 runs into the windshield (slight injury was alive and crying)

the camry spun 360 and the tail hit a light post. audi's front end is all fucked up.

pics sprry for the lack of detail pics but you can get a pretty good look at the audi. I pulled over and made sure everything was okay. waited for the cops n didnt think to grab my phone out the car. I just saw baby on the ground and panic'd

[assoutE12]

I agree with the last two.

[jflip2002]

BOOM t-boned like a mother fuck and mexican baby 1 flies out the window (unharmed) and mexican baby 2 runs into the windshield (slight injury was alive and crying)

Any Hi res? lol.

Karma is a bitch.

[Jean]

Wtf srsly

[lylefk]

[Farbin Kaiber]

anyway, this is the only place i'm comfortable telling horror stories..

im driving down the feeder road of the beltway in houston around 12noon.. Having a blast in my e30 as we all do with the windows down and 93Q up. My exhaust has a nice little note due to a convieniently place rust hole in the muffla.. (lol muffla)

So a mexican guy pulls next to me in a camry thats about 2 generations old and is full of babies and women... Looks at me like im slow and takes off on the green light. I accelerate swiftly but not ass fast and he gets aggressive and hits the gas and guns in front of me and cuts me off... Im like "jackass, thinks he can handle this bav tech..." and so at the next light i school him and he gets whooped but this time I dont go over the speed limit. He proceeds as if I really wanna race so he passes me up and keeps going. *RED LIGHT* he keeps goin as if he knows the light is gonna turn green.

so on the intersection a guy has a brand new audi A3 3.2 friggin loaded with everything... so he's test driving it and you can hear his exhaust a mile away.
hes driving --> while were driving ^ so basicly hes driving east while were driving straight ahead.

meanwhile dude in the toyata keeps on truckin at bout 60 in a 45.

BOOM t-boned like a mother fuck and mexican baby 1 flies out the window (unharmed) and mexican baby 2 runs into the windshield (slight injury was alive and crying)

the camry spun 360 and the tail hit a light post. audi's front end is all fucked up.

pics sprry for the lack of detail pics but you can get a pretty good look at the audi. I pulled over and made sure everything was okay. waited for the cops n didnt think to grab my phone out the car. I just saw baby on the ground and panic'd

This calls for a .gif

[e30slut]

lol wow.. really?

[E30Nova]

wtf is the goat thing?

Matt

[e30slut]

well a while back george caught me looking at goat porn......

[T3rd Ferguson]

you suck at telling stories

[E30Nova]

well a while back george caught me looking at goat porn......

:dot:

I'm kinda speechless.

Matt

[Ral]

^^it's true. and Epic. look it up.

[HiTheNameIsBJ]

in the second picture is that him holding one of the kids?

[e30slut]

the second pic is a woman after she picked him up off the ground. he was lucky he landed in muddy grass

[george graves]

BOOM t-boned like a mother fuck and mexican baby 1 flies out the window (unharmed) and mexican baby 2 runs into the windshield (slight injury was alive and crying)

Dude, I'm laughing my ass off, and I know I shouldn't be. I really think there is something wrong with you. I'm in dis-belief. WTF? How can a human being tell that story with zero compassion like you just did is beyond me. I don't get it. (still laughing - mostly at how disturbed your mind is)

You cared more about the god dam Audi, than the f-ing babies flying out the window!!!! WTF dude? I told you this once before, and I'm going to tell it to you again. You need to go get your head checked out. You are so NOT right.